The state in which the outside temperature falls below negative 15 degrees Fahrenheit, usually with a windchill. It is when, regardless of previous sexual preference, one wishes to be fucked in the ass for no other reason than the warmth it would provide.
Rick: How cold was it when you took the dog out this morning?
Yolanda: It was Fuck me in the ass cold outside! Haven't you seen the weather Ricky?
Yolanda: It was Fuck me in the ass cold outside! Haven't you seen the weather Ricky?
by Ricky Style July 20, 2008
Get the Fuck me in the ass coldmug. From a poem written by an anonymous Quaker woman (circa 1911) as a means to thank church members who had given their time to handing out Gospel tracts. What an historical contradiction, that the NRA should have (unknowingly?) chosen these same words for their own gospel!
"The giver is greater than any man
That ever drew sword in war;
I reckon him nobler than king or khan,
Nobler and better far.
For wisest is he in this whole broad land
Of hoarding till bent and grey;
For all we can hold in our cold, dead hand
Is what we have given away"
(Anonymous)
California Yearly Meeting of Friends (1911)
That ever drew sword in war;
I reckon him nobler than king or khan,
Nobler and better far.
For wisest is he in this whole broad land
Of hoarding till bent and grey;
For all we can hold in our cold, dead hand
Is what we have given away"
(Anonymous)
California Yearly Meeting of Friends (1911)
by ReindeerBoy December 19, 2009
Get the cold, dead handmug. person 1: "Never wanted to bitch slap my kid upside the head with a frozen pizza as bad as I did that day."
person 2: "Do you mean you wanted to 'italian cold head' your kid?"
person 2: "Do you mean you wanted to 'italian cold head' your kid?"
by imagine dragon dietz spheres March 24, 2022
Get the Italian Cold Headmug. Ie: When you lift up your man boobs and feel it. Amazing like gross vagina or fromunda cheese.Cold clammy man tits.
by Cesar the awesome January 12, 2009
Get the Cold Clammy man titsmug. by malparit September 1, 2009
Get the Cracking open a cold onemug. Shit gravy that your friend made and poured on her shitty mash potato and sweed, and also opens up a can of soup and grates cheese and puts butter in the soup and eats it cold, then finally she gets decimated by Prison warden BIG BOI BILL and his massive cannon while contemplating whether your accident was your fault and if you require compensation
Lumpy Gravy, cold soup...no
by KingKrabKok July 17, 2018
Get the Lumpy Gravy, cold soupmug. by Kagito Nomaeda November 23, 2020
Get the her hands are kinda coldmug.