Cock monkey

As a professional porn "star", I felt the need to add to this:

"Cock monkey" is a variant for male porn star/ legal professional male whore. It addresses the mechanical aspects of prolonged sex for commercial entertainment purposes, in multiple positions and in camera friendly ways which are different than sex in a private setting.

A guy fucking for a living on camera is a cock monkey or porn star, or both, depending on how you look at it.

If, as a porn star, some other dude director is telling you when to get your dick up and when and where to shoot your wad then that makes you a cock monkey. If the director is telling you to raise your ass higher so he can see you fucking the chick doggie style from underneath, that makes you a cock monkey.

You may also consider yourself a porn star at the same time. Being a porn star requires charisma, fame, talent and ego.

Being a cock monkey requires having a dick and being able to perform the most basic duties on command like getting an erection and ejaculating within a small window of time.

No P.h.d. required.

"There sure were a lot of cock monkeys in that gang bang. I could barely see the chick at all with all the dudes surrounding her"

That guy's not a porn star, he's just a cock monkey. He does low paying porn jobs like bukkakes and load dumps after the girl fucks some other guy.

by JeremySteele07 February 10, 2009

COCK LOVER

Either a man or woman who loves cock. It never matters the color or size of the cock. Cock lovers are normally seen caressing cocks like a child. Petting them and gentle kisses are the normal actions done by the cock lovers.

Tony Avino is a cock lover. Damn, every time I see him he is either sucking or stroking a huge cock

by Sal Costanzo January 3, 2004

cock monster

(Noun) A whore that craves the cock. She loves to rub it, suck it, and feel it in her. Also loves the feel of your jizz on her bare skin.

Dude, look at that rare corn fed cum guzzeling, dumpster diving North Easter NC variety of the cock monster. She loves the wang.

by Ali T April 8, 2003

Tydongasaurus Cock

(n.) A name given to an overly large penis; an incredible name to give to your own penis

(n.) Much like the king of the dinosaurs, this name makes your penis the king of dicks (can also be abbreviated T. Cock just like T. Rex)

Guy 1: My penis is kinda small
Guy 2: *Pulls out penis*
Guy 1: GOD DAMN! That's a Tydongasaurus Cock!

by Ankylosaurus February 25, 2010

Cock Fighting

When 2 male mammals slap each other with their wangs

This cock fighting wasn't even fair, you can't fight a 2 incher vs. A 9 incher.

by Doctor Skinnfloot December 10, 2014

Cock Hound

(Noun) Any person male or female who is on the constant hunt of the cock. They can not sleep, drink, work, or eat without constantly being on the trail. They are the bloodhound for the penis. They like them big thick and juicy.

Terri(y) is constantly looking for cock, she/he is a cock hound.

by taterus maximus April 11, 2009

Cock Docker

One who participates in the act of snoodling.

Jackson: I put my penis inside another man's forskin for pleasure.

Chris: That makes you a Cock Docker.

by Billy Hornet January 29, 2009