Serbian Chocolate Cake

When a male becomes sexually aroused during the act of excreting faeces and subsequently receives oral sex from a partner, simultaneous to excreting

Jeff: 'I was pumping a huge AGB this morning when my gf busts in and starts giving me the serbian chocolate cake!'

Kersh Dogg: 'I want a serbian chocolate cake'

by phatdik January 13, 2009

upside down pineapple cake blow job

Fellacio performed when one partner lays upside down , on their back with head hanging over the edge of the bed. The other partner inserts his member into the mouth and wha la
upside down pineapple cake blow job begins. Frequently performed in West Kildonan.

I got so ripped at the Legion last week I convinced Hellen
to give me an upside down pineapple cake blow job. It was sweet....

by Zhoda Smith December 29, 2006

fart cake

A cake that has been corrupted by a perverted woman who indulges above all in sitting in cakes and releasing her stinky methane ass juice into it. Remarkably produced by women who have fart fetish.

Q: What kind of cake is it?
A: It's a fart cake. Someone has just passed gas on it.

by Shayna McArthur October 3, 2010

Missouri Chocolate Cake

While your partner is giving you anal cunninlynguists one deficates in the partners mouth, then inserts their penis into the partners mouth until they cum

Last night while my friend was at work I stopped by his house and gave his wife a missouri chocolate cake.

by Sanchez delo January 3, 2009

Eccles Cake

An Eccles Cake is a native of the Lancashire town of Eccles.
Eccles Cakes are very closely related to the neighbouring Salfordians but like to maintain their own identity. The Eccles accent is not unlike the Salford and 'North' Manchester accent but retains an ever so slight bit of Lancashire Twang (or yonner speak) though this is expected to die out totally in the near future.
Eccles cake pastimes include looking for things to steal (usually in affluent neighbouring areas such as Monton and Worsley as there is nothing worth stealing in Eccles) ,looking for people to do harm to and getting very drunk. Many do spend most of their days going about practising these ancient pastimes.

Eccles cake: "Now den felloh, cud ah cadge a bifta off yoh?"
Person: "Sorry, I only have one left"
Eccles cake: "Wot Ya Nob-ed, giz a cig now ya wool!!"
Person: "Fuck off!!"
Eccles Cake: "Sort it!"

by Dwayne R October 18, 2006

balm cake

another name for bread rolls, common in manchester.

or

an eccentric or crackpot

the shops out of balm cakes,

or

'e's a right balm cake 'im.

by rozzler April 16, 2004

Ezekiel 4:12 cake

A type of cake found in the Old Testament of the Bible made of wheat, barley, beans, lentils, millet and spelt, and cooked over a fire of crap.

Ezekiel 4:12 (NIV) - "Eat the food as you would a barley cake; bake it in the sight of the people, using human excrement as fuel."

You can have your Ezekiel 4:12 cake and eat it too...

by What is Fanbitch? June 22, 2006