idiom: falls under the same concept as The Cake Is A Lie.
"The Cake Is A Pie" implies that a promised reward is sought after and is found, much to one's chagrin, a plain, stripped-down, bland or otherwise unappealing alternative; always unbeknownst to the person who made the promise, as they assume the expected reward and the reward, the "cake" and the "pie", are mutually interchangeable-- when in fact cake is multilayered, iced, cream-filled, and decked the fuck out, and pie is, bread.
"The Cake Is A Pie" implies that a promised reward is sought after and is found, much to one's chagrin, a plain, stripped-down, bland or otherwise unappealing alternative; always unbeknownst to the person who made the promise, as they assume the expected reward and the reward, the "cake" and the "pie", are mutually interchangeable-- when in fact cake is multilayered, iced, cream-filled, and decked the fuck out, and pie is, bread.
A: ...I ran errands for months on end, and two years in, all that toiling in the sun, pulling twice her fucking weight.. for a fucking Sony Walkman.
B: ...
...
...Huh.
C: *studies MP3* What happened to i5?
A: .THE CAKE WAS A LIE.
...
C: T-T crusty old doof bitch T-T
A: I know right wtf is this shit this is not iPod T^T thats why shes dying T^T.
B: ...
T_T
...
...e_e...
...You never specified...
...e_e...
are you serious e_e 'thats why shes dying' e_e
Here, because her intent wasn't to lie, the problem is not that the cake is a lie.
The problem is that the cake is a pie.
B: ...
...
...Huh.
C: *studies MP3* What happened to i5?
A: .THE CAKE WAS A LIE.
...
C: T-T crusty old doof bitch T-T
A: I know right wtf is this shit this is not iPod T^T thats why shes dying T^T.
B: ...
T_T
...
...e_e...
...You never specified...
...e_e...
are you serious e_e 'thats why shes dying' e_e
Here, because her intent wasn't to lie, the problem is not that the cake is a lie.
The problem is that the cake is a pie.
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a homosexual with an inhuman tendency to lend money and then ask back ten times the amount.
A faggot, cheapskate, curmudgeon, niggard (also heavily racist), penny pincher, piker, scrooge, skinflint or tightwad (calls himself tightass) is a person who is reluctant to spend money, sometimes to the point of forgoing even basic comforts and some necessities as well as offering obscene favors especially to the members of the same sex.
Note: Do not throw money at a cup cake in anger. He will simply put it in his pocket.
a homosexual with an inhuman tendency to lend money and then ask back ten times the amount.
A faggot, cheapskate, curmudgeon, niggard (also heavily racist), penny pincher, piker, scrooge, skinflint or tightwad (calls himself tightass) is a person who is reluctant to spend money, sometimes to the point of forgoing even basic comforts and some necessities as well as offering obscene favors especially to the members of the same sex.
Note: Do not throw money at a cup cake in anger. He will simply put it in his pocket.
sukul: get the fuck outta here! and you owe me Rs. 3000.
homeless guy: but i've never met you before!? what a fuckin cup cake! go do both your dads!
Guy: "hey man long ti-"
sukul: call me back i'm outta balance.
guy: hello? yeah how you doing buddy?
sukul: shut up fag. you owe me Rs. 2000 from school.
guy: "stupid fucking cup cake! that was 2 years ago! go do both your dads!
homeless guy: but i've never met you before!? what a fuckin cup cake! go do both your dads!
Guy: "hey man long ti-"
sukul: call me back i'm outta balance.
guy: hello? yeah how you doing buddy?
sukul: shut up fag. you owe me Rs. 2000 from school.
guy: "stupid fucking cup cake! that was 2 years ago! go do both your dads!
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