slappin the butter

to choke the chicken, masterbate or just slappin around some butter.

some people like to google themselves but i prefer slappin the butter.

by captain slosh April 17, 2009

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Beating on that butter

A person who’s busting a nut, or a massive kiss ass

“Damn Kathryn, does he beat on his butter for you?”

“What?”
“Does he kiss ass to you?”
“Totally, he’ll be beating on that butter tonight “

by Beating on that butter June 7, 2018

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Jesus Butter

Butter made from female human breast milk mixed with tea leaves for a smell that would delight the GODS

Would you like some Jesus Butter to go with that toast?

by Clubs February 17, 2013

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Buttered Toast

Masturbating next to a tanning bed with a girl in it. When she opens the lid unaware, immediately blow your load all over her.

Lisa spends so much time at the tanning salon, we should find out when she goes so we can make some buttered toast.

by CrzyJoker December 13, 2010

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Peanut Butter

Used to be my favourite snack until the I learned the FDA allows up to 30 or more insect fragments, or one or more rodent hairs per 100 grams.

Buddy P- "Hey, What'd you have for breakfast"

Me- "Why, my favourite snack of course, Peanut butter on apples"

Buddy P casually replies- "oh so you mean you had rodent hair, cockroach legs and peanut butter on your apples?"

Me- Fuck you enemy P

by well la de da effin da February 4, 2010

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dick in the butter

a move where a naked guy is hiding from his roomate by opening the refridgerator door and standing behind it. When the naked guy looks down he notices his chubber is in the butter dish

When Pete saw Eric coming in the kitchen he realized he was naked so he opened the refridgerator door and pulled a dick in the butter.

by EJayK January 8, 2009

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