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Brandon

Usually a boy that changes hair colour and works at a gas station.
Hey, look, that's a brandon
What do you mean!?
Means he works at a gas station
by LeoMyling March 13, 2024
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Brandon

Very sweet at first. They will no doubt make you laugh harder than you ever have. If you meet a Brandon you should kept them as a friend. They will alway be there for you to help you with whatever you need. But If you find yourself in a relationship with him, run. Brandon’s fragile masculinity will break if you challenge it at all. As a result he will gaslight you until you are questioning everything. The wit he used to make you laugh can also be used to for elaborate lies. Once you are able to escape from a Brandon you with see that they are just big baby and what to be held but hurts everyone else in the process, and make everyone feel bad for it.
Person 1: Hey now is your relationship with Brandon going?
Person 2: I know they are your good friend, but I hope I never seen him again.
by Wetnoodle3 November 23, 2021
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ike aka brandon

black ass kid with no play and is ass at fivem
by aymjee July 11, 2024
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Brandon

by brandonsocalrealtor November 23, 2021
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Brandon

Elephant Trunk”, “Why is it on the Ground”, “half horse”. People named Brandon, usually hear these phrases a lot. It’s unfortunate that they get bullied for something they can’t control. But Brandon’s are also great fucking guys. When it comes to monyun they don’t play.
“I heard that guys name is Brandon his elephant trunks is probably on the ground.”
by anonymous November 20, 2023
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Brandon Hanny

A guy who gets girls attention by playing Minecraft with them
by Putin.com March 5, 2022
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