August

Official spend time with your boyfriend month and also the month you become his pet animal!

It's August cmon be my pet already

by 5ynster December 05, 2020

August

National amandus gets head every day month

Have you given Amandus head today? Its august!

by Antoniofra2etasje August 03, 2022

August

Most likely a non binary fella. They have amazing hair and a very gender nose. They’re either super spontaneous or horrendously shy there’s no in between. And they’re probably in love with one of their bestfriends.

“Hey did you see August today?”

“Yeah their hair looked so hot and they got all the bitches”

by augsmented November 23, 2021

august

august is a person, who is sensitive and gets hurt easily.

august likes hugs, but hates asking for them.

person 1: "I heard august is the worst."
person 2: "Dont say that, they are sensitive."

by augustthebigestmiusimp April 02, 2021

august

absolute fucking gigachad, this man has a cock the size of empire state building. HIs nicknames are eiffel tower, 100 pound compound, and pussy destroyer. This man has guns and abs of steel, and will never back down from a fight.

man, august is such a fucking giga chad!

by daking12468 June 17, 2022

August

A fat ass polar bear that steals people’s food and is probably inbred and related to Helen Keller

Hey do you see that guy

Yeah he looks like an august

by Not mutazim May 09, 2023

August

If You Were Born in August Your Parents Fail No Nut November

P1:I was Born on August

P2: Your Mom and dad Failed You lmao
P1 What do you mean
P2 It Takes 9 Months For a Baby to Be born and 9 Months from November is August Which mean you mom and Dad Failed No Nut November

by KingPlays November 06, 2019