Windows 11

A version of the operating system lineup made by Microsoft. It was built with confusion and inconsistency in mind. One more reason for people to stick to the now-unsupported Windows 7.

P1: Bro did you try Windows 11?
P2: Can it run on my Skylake?

by notahero January 5, 2023

Bashed in the Back Window

When a man gets a fissure due to excessive force while receiving anal sex

What started off as a loving encounter ended up being bashed in the back window.

by All Bets Hedged June 10, 2021

Window Licker

A person of limited mental capacity who licks the windows of the short bus.

Here comes the short bus, wait is that Jamie Collins and Aidan Lambert being window lickers?

by Unoimright May 28, 2022

window women

You can look but you can’t touch

“She’s so pretty but she has a boyfriend” it’s okay she’s a window women

by Ellarah February 25, 2022

windows 11

The trashiest operating system to ever exist. its main reason im seriously considering learning linux when windows 10 drops support. the newest unimprovement is the removal of the swirl your cursor makes when it thinks. windows 11 was micrococks idea that nobody asked for. privacy? whats privacy? lets ask ARTIFICIAL FUCKING INTELLIGENCE!!!!! microcock has really done it this time. WINDOWS 10 WAS JUST FINE WE ALL LOVED IT NOBODY LIKES OR WANTS WINDOWS 11. LIKE HOW ABOUT WE FUCKING SUCK YOUR TINY LIL CHODE WHILE WHERE AT IT MICROCOCK!!!!! but you forgot people can just download grc incontrol ;) oh and also they screwed over minecraft like tiktok did to our generations minds :)

man i sure do hate windows 11, its somehow worse than apple as a whole and linux as a command

by dum(p/b)tissim 69 May 17, 2025

Windows Xp

A version of windows now commonly known as the reason people don't wont to buy a Titan Xp graphics card. The reason this is true is because Windows Xp is just another piece of shit operating system "hem hem windows 7 hem hem" Sorry about that i have anti windows itus.

Journal

Aug, 1, 2017

I just built a brand new computer when my friend asked me what operating system it had I said windows Xp. Then he shot my balls off stole the computer and put Linux on it. "sob sob"

by Geek_Squad_999 August 1, 2017

Tech Window

A competitive activity in which players battle their computer science knowledge to complete tasks as fast as possible.

At the time I was a competitor and coach of Tech Window.

by patelinator April 8, 2022