Aka room temp turkey, microwaved turkey. Opposite of cold turkey. When you try to get addicted to something all at once.
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Deli Clerk: Next please!
Customer: Hi, may I please have a half pound of your honey glazed turkey sliced from super thick to super thin, and every thickness in between?
Deli Clerk: Uhh, sure, no problem. If you don’t mind me asking, why the different thicknesses?
Customer: My partner and I are trying this new trend called the Lincoln Turkey. Admittedly we don’t know what thickness will work best, so that’s why I need your help.
Deli Clerk: DAMN. AIGHT BRO I GOT YOU.
Customer: Hi, may I please have a half pound of your honey glazed turkey sliced from super thick to super thin, and every thickness in between?
Deli Clerk: Uhh, sure, no problem. If you don’t mind me asking, why the different thicknesses?
Customer: My partner and I are trying this new trend called the Lincoln Turkey. Admittedly we don’t know what thickness will work best, so that’s why I need your help.
Deli Clerk: DAMN. AIGHT BRO I GOT YOU.
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