quart tarded

quarter of a retard

i’m not retarded i’m quart tarded

by C.Sherman February 06, 2023

mini tard

a young turdler residing in the greater boston area.

hey mini tard you suck.

by bigtard February 13, 2012

G tard

Someone who completely lacks self awareness, is deluded and has an absurd opinion of themself

"Fairplay I'm the best, arm wrestler, deal maker, straight up genius to walk the earth."
Wtf you on about you g tard, chillisauce ripped you right off you bell

"but kie thinks I'm great"
What a g tard, tut tut

by WhatsApp group king March 25, 2019

G-tard

Short for gay retard

Willie acting fruity, dude is a G-tard

by Niggalectual April 01, 2022

‘tard

A shortened way of saying mustard from Cincinnati, Ohio

Initially made up in 1963, ‘tard is used all over Ohio now to tell everyone about their favorite hotdog condiment!

I put some ‘tard on my dog

by ClownJuice April 28, 2022

Avant-tarde

Hipsters who think they are cool, new and fresh, and have missed the irony in their retardedness.

The leading edge of edgy hipsters who have their heads so far up their arseholes with not an ounce of cool or self-awareness to allow them to realise that they are not in any way shape or form presenting anything new in their style, action, diction or modus operandi.

1) That guy, Don Atari, is so avant-garde. (adjective)

2) My sister is one of the avant-tarde. (noun)

by Tokyo_Spy May 23, 2017

work-tarded

An unemployed person who seemingly has average or more intelligence but is completely useless and untrainable at all types of jobs/occupations or anything work related. Having absolutely no job skills whatsoever.

Joe: "Hey man, why do you let that freeloading loser stay with you? Tell him to get his lazy ass out there and get a job."

Adam: "Nah dude. Tommy's cool... He's just a bit work-tarded is all."

by ShamelessGuy April 01, 2014