dylan

a dude with a very small penis and is very gay

me:do you want to have sex
(girl in front of Dylan about to say yes)
Dylan :yes i do,don't use a condom
(the very next second i killed myself)

by holy fuck i just ate pussy January 09, 2020

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Dylan is indubitably handsome, though he can never know for certain because of how ignorant he is. Statistically speaking, Dylan's cock is above average in girth and length. Dylan is incredibly majestic and mysterious. Aliens come to visit him just to try and figure him out. He knows too many jokes for his own good. His wisdom is mindboggling. He can fight too! Disclaimer: He has ladies so get in line, sorry not sorry. A Dylan didn't write this definition either. Hehe.

Lady#1 Is that the Dylan? Is it really? Or is my life a lie?
Lady #2 That is Dylan, words cannot describe this man without it sounding like I'm trying to start a cult.

by Glitterinthebong September 29, 2022

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Has the biggest penis he fucks your mom he get any girls pussy and he is a sex god every one wants to get fuck by him his huge dick Is long is called the banger

Dylan has a huge penis

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Dylan’s are typically great guys who definitely pack some extra hog. They’re funny and make for great company, but sometimes they’re stubborn and golf shitty courses 100s of miles from anything convenient. They’re also pretty bad at knockout city but with a little more practice they’ll one day be as good as people named Jake.

If you want to golf a shit course, call Dylan.

by Las colians sucks August 18, 2022

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