When your girlfriend gives you a bed time, blocks all your friends, and doesn’t let you play any video games or smoke weed.
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by Soft but firm June 23, 2019

To slap a fat person
-Last night when me and my wife were having sex we did all sorts of stuff
-did you whip the cow
-yes
-hard as fuck
-hard as fuck
-did you whip the cow
-yes
-hard as fuck
-hard as fuck
by Hoodboiy May 5, 2016

How was the visit today? I didnt have all my invoices logged, so I got Miracle Whipped pretty badly.
by The Druglord January 29, 2019

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by NotJT April 5, 2017
