Soft Wood

When you have not quite an erection, or the post mini-erection after masturbation or sex. Can also be achieved through mild horniness.
Guy 1: Hello, I have soft wood.
Guy 2: ok
by TheNerdCrusader January 25, 2022
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pathless wood

It's a forest that has no paths.
Life is a pathless wood
by Halal_ink November 14, 2019
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Wood pecker

Josh just looked at that blonde down there kpnow he has got a wood pecker
by The_1st_killer October 01, 2017
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Wood bitch

Typically a blonde you meet while collecting fire wood give you the stink eye because she is jealous
So I went to the bathroom to brush my teeth and in comes wood bitch and her sisters giving me the stink eye
by Trueforce April 18, 2022
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Wood Burner Tattoo

The scars / burn marks which one receives on their wrist or forearm from attempting to jam too large a piece of firewood into a small wood stove.
If you already have 5 wood burner tattoos before Christmas you should either drink less or cut your firewood smaller.
by Definerofdefinitions October 04, 2023
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Jett Woods

by MaybeJett August 01, 2020
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Archer Woods

A character of the novel "the lost freedom" commonly known as "The Twink with Black Hair"
Archer Woods was doing some steamy stuff recently.
by Mannywalt April 30, 2024
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