two bit hussie

Girls or Women that spread themselves open, for any guy to fuck. Usually this ends up being an 18 year old getting knocked up, and has her kid by 19 years of age. Spends her time on facebook, with her child in one arm, while texting from her phone, trying to look intelligent. She only uses urban dictionary, because she thinks it's the best and only reliable source, when trying to prove her point.

Breanna's trying to talk shit, but she's making herself look like a two bit hussie.

by fuckmenofuckyouwhorer May 19, 2011

Two Dollar Fag

Derived from the 1820s when Chinese immigrants, who would suck each others penises for the meager price of two dollars a month.

(n.) Slang for one who sucks or wishes to suck another mans dick.

(v.) In the process of sucking another mans dick.

(n.) Rob was acting like a two dollar fag at the bar last night, trying to touch me and shit.

(v.) Beau was two dollar faggin it last night with Rob right after the game!

by bokrossnowdenfig May 12, 2009

four six two

referring to the first three digits of any Shenandoah, Pa phone number. Usually used in response to the question "Where are you going" or "Where are you from".

We're goin down four six two da' fuck.

by Warren G April 19, 2005

Two First Names

When someone has a first name for a last name, in addition to their actual first name.

David: Have you guys heard Sean Paul's new cd?

Brad: Yeah it sucks, and he has two first names.

by Cody Rotten May 29, 2007

Two cheeks to the wind

When a girl (or woman that thinks she is still a girl) wears booty shorts where both cheeks are hanging out. This is is not to be confused with well known phrase "two sheets to the wind" signifiying that a person is drunk.

Wow, did you see Lindsey Lohan's shorts?

Yep, she has two cheeks to the wind!

by Deepthoughts July 22, 2013

george two pints

Someone who goes out drinking, Claiming to be a heavy drinker.
inevitably ends up drinking 2 pints and becoming 'the life and soul of the party'.

James: ''hey, I was in the pub the other night with Lei.''
Ed: 'Ah yeh, what happened?''
James: 'Well he challenged me to drinking the most'
Ed: 'Who won?'
James: 'Well me..I only had 3 pints.'
Ed: 'Ah right'
James: ' Yes. Indeed a George Two Pints'.
Ed: 'Faggot'
James: 'Yes'
Ed: 'Consider him no longer man or friend'
James: 'Deal'
Ed: 'Deal'

AND THEN...

Noel Edmonds: 'Deal Or No Deal.'

by Ed Moody + James Hale December 6, 2006

two tons of fun

A large woman who knows how to please a man.

Peter: I can't believe you slept with Jenn. She's pushing 500 pounds dude!!

Matt: I know man, but that bitch is two tons of fun!

by Shawn Parent April 18, 2008