wild turkey jerk off

When a guy jerks off intensely making Turkey noises and then cums on his girlfriend's back and sticks feathers to it

Me and my girlfriend might try a wild Turkey jerk off

by Kinkyp33nyborder July 8, 2015

Disco Turkey

The greatest name one could bestow on their favorite kush, pet, and/or garage band.

If I had a pet turkey, I’d name it: Disco Turkey.

by Beatlegeuse June 20, 2019

catching the crazy turkey

A sexual act in which 6 chickens, Michael, and Lindsay (as a bird) gather in a bed and make sweet, sweet eggs.

Michael, you're busy over there in Lindsay's bed catching the crazy turkey.

by cjfrey96 December 13, 2014

turkey gravy

a soupy shit resembling thanksgiving turkey gravy.

after 62 burritos, ziggy had a bad case of turkey gravy.

by pappapittmudman February 4, 2004

turkey bitch

70s inspired phrase that is equvilient to calling someone a bitch, but by adding "turkey" it adds more of a playful/seasonal quality. Should be used jokingly. Is not intended for genuine insults.

Abby: Kate, god, you're such a turkey bitch!
*giggles*
Kate: That's right, cock-splap! (see, COCK-SPLAP)

by wootwoot41 December 21, 2006

turkey blisters

Booze, alcoholic beverages

Hey man, I'm thirsty for some turkey blisters!

by Anonymiss April 3, 2006

turkey neck

when a girl gets on her knees facing up with her mouth wide open and a guy puts his ball sac down in her mouth, but she doesnt suck, so it dangles and she tries to say "gobble gobble."
also see: chicken neck

rob; man that was fun last night
joe; yeah i turkey necked that girl
rob; no way!! nice!

by geo shape small guy September 18, 2009