eat my piece

a less vulgar way of saying "blowjob" or "falatio"

Guy 1: yo dude what happened to you last night? you just disappeared..
Guy 2: yeah i got some chick to eat my piece
Guy 1: well done.

Guy 1 to Girl 1: ..eat my piece
Girl 1: 4 more shots first

by cf171 June 06, 2010

Eating her avocado

When you eat her pussy out so good it turns into guacamole.

Guy1: "Yo, were you eating her avocado?"

Guy2: "Ya man! My tongue game was so strong, she had to waddle the next day!"

by Lil' Anth February 02, 2017

Eat you up

will clear you up in a argument

“I’ll eat you up keep playing with me”

by bigtalker August 23, 2023

They'll eat me!

A phrase used when frightened of those younger than you and stare at you blankly.

Don't leave me at the daycare alone with those four year olds! They'll eat me!

by Lori Dekapil January 18, 2004

eat my jorts

An insult used in a similar manner as "eat shit.", but it is much more civilized.

"You steal all of your memes."
"Eat my jorts, Brian."

by eat my jorts October 31, 2017

eat my pasta

To perform oral sex on a girl.

Jane: Eat my pasta will you.

John: would you like me to toss your salad while i'm at it?

by Pope sensi November 04, 2007

Eat That Dick Up

To suck the shit out of a dick

She wanna eat that dick up warren

by MrDoToMuch_NJ December 03, 2018