Shoe

Something you throw at people and then eat at a family dinner. Also as perfume.

My shoe is the best.

by NightmareMattu November 1, 2019

shoe shitter

Somebody who has diarrhea run down their leg and land in their shoes.

Ben couldn't make it to the bathroom, and now he'll forever be a shoe shitter.

by Poopy McPoopy Pants August 30, 2019

Section 8 shoes

Similar to concrete shoes. Another method of human disposal where the bodies feet are tied to two old car batteries and thrown into the water; usually a numbered st bridge

Homeboy got his section 8 shoes on and went for a swim.

by Male, white for tax purposes. May 10, 2025

Mr Funny Shoes

A term used to a in denial gay man, who wears different coloured shoes of the same design at the same time. He claims this to be him expressing his individuality but in reality it’s his subconscious expression his closeted gayness.

“Oh here there he is again ,Mr Funny shoes, if he was any deeper in his closet he would be in Narnia”

by Buddahsquirtmiester January 20, 2025

shoe channel

The Shoe Channel. All Shoes, all the time. See Sesame Street.

Elmo: "Lets look what's on TV!"
TV: "The Shoe Channel! All Shoes, all the time."

by Mechacrazie2k August 9, 2005

Shoe

1) Something thrown at a disobedient child

2) People often use this to step on people with chemotherapy in the brain.

3) In some cases licked

4) At times eaten as a side dish of socks

Aka: La chancel

1. My mother through a shoe at my chemo infested head after licking it. Later on telling me to eat it with a side of socks.

by LayLicked July 16, 2019

Beef Stew in my Shoe

Diarrhea (aka beef stew) neatly dripped down the production line (your pant leg), gathered in your sterilized shoe, then canned for resale, or to simply waft with besties on a rainy day.

“Beef stew in my shoe” has been so well received, I’ve been asked to expand my menu.

Shoe salad, foot fries, hamstring hash, ankle appetizers, all served with toe jam gravy.

by BB29576 April 21, 2023