Hairy nipples, hairless nipples and other body anomalies can be known as dairy hooters, hairy dooters, dirty hairies, hairy dairies, dairy hairies, nairy dipples, dairy nipples, dairy hoots, hairy doots, nairy hipples and nairless hipples, among less common words like Harris Teeters.
Hymns Of Deuteronomy; An Ode To Hairy Nipples:
"I love how you skitter me scats just like you scatter me deuters. And I love the way you tipsy my nips just like you scooter me hooters. When you busty my lust and when you chesty my breast and when you're silky for milk, you know l like you the best, but I don't know a god damned thing about these computers.
I love how you neuter my newts just like you grew dirty hairies. And if you want to deuter my hoots, you'll have to dairy my nairies. There was a hooter of doots on top of my nairy dipples that will sing you a song that's scathing my hairy nipples, but I still know nothing about how much that this hurts your dairies."
Hex the Dolls:
"Hex the dolls with dairy hooters! Fa la la la la, la la la la! Hex the dolls with hairy dooters! Fa la la la la, la la la la! Nairy dipples, dairy nipples! Fa la la la la la la la la! Dirty hairies hurt my dairies! Fa la la la la, la la la la!"
"I love how you skitter me scats just like you scatter me deuters. And I love the way you tipsy my nips just like you scooter me hooters. When you busty my lust and when you chesty my breast and when you're silky for milk, you know l like you the best, but I don't know a god damned thing about these computers.
I love how you neuter my newts just like you grew dirty hairies. And if you want to deuter my hoots, you'll have to dairy my nairies. There was a hooter of doots on top of my nairy dipples that will sing you a song that's scathing my hairy nipples, but I still know nothing about how much that this hurts your dairies."
Hex the Dolls:
"Hex the dolls with dairy hooters! Fa la la la la, la la la la! Hex the dolls with hairy dooters! Fa la la la la, la la la la! Nairy dipples, dairy nipples! Fa la la la la la la la la! Dirty hairies hurt my dairies! Fa la la la la, la la la la!"
by ANOTHERDEADROMEO March 4, 2023
Get the Hairy Nipplesmug. A proposed mixed drink of tequila and Dayquil. For when you have the flu, but it's also Cinco De Mayo.
by Waffleoctopus May 2, 2019
Get the Clark's Nipplemug. by not-a-trump-supporter February 18, 2022
Get the Nipple Trump Twistermug. It’s an obscenely small micro baby penis. So small even, some can confuse it with and question why they have a nipple between their legs.
by Nikki Ash January 31, 2025
Get the Fupa-Nipplemug. A low hanging light, with the appearance of a nipple. It has a centre dot, which give the light a titty type look. The nipple light was invented by sir Alexander Titty Totterson, the founding father of the diamond cutter lactation looters. The first nipple light was created by assimilating all 4 elements in harmonious ceremony in which a ritual sacrifice was made.
"He gave his life, for the nipple light." -Olivia Trottier
"My light appears to be like a boob." - Abraham Lincoln
"My light appears to be like a boob." - Abraham Lincoln
by Rent a car place January 31, 2019
Get the NIPPLE LIGHTmug. by xxxKismetxxx January 7, 2024
Get the Nipple Saladmug. A smaller sized nipple usually about the size of a nickel reddish or brownish in color with a thick eraser tip. You can actually use to hang a towel on it! Small but very sturdy it can take a bite!
Dude my girl gets microwave nipple when I shave . I love it I hang my towel there and have her on standby till I am done shaving!
by Project 808 July 31, 2017
Get the Microwave Nipplemug.