A general term referring to a lady of affluence who's vagina is so blown out that an entire roll of salami can be sucked into her gaping twat with relative ease.
That Pocahantas was such a salami cunt that the Nina, Pinta, and Santa Maria were all lost witin the confines of her pretty pink pooter.
by Waddles September 04, 2006
to knee a chick hard in her cunt. Usually she deserves it for trying to knee a guy. Hurts doesn't it?
by Sketcher October 21, 2007
When a girl pulls a dick move. Any action by a female to another friend which violates understood social expectations, especially where the transgressor obtains a slight advantage in comparison with a relatively large inconvenience imposed upon the aggrieved party.
When my former best friend and roommate Stephanie decided to move out without telling me, leaving me to pay all of the rent the day it was due... that was a cunt move.
by chaos2112 July 02, 2013
A girl who squirts so intensely during intercourse, the word "storm" must used to describe it. Often accompanied by loud queefs or farts which represent thunder.
P1. Hey man how did it go with that girl last night?
P2. Aww man she cunt stormed my bed so bad I'm going to have to buy a new mattress
P2. Aww man she cunt stormed my bed so bad I'm going to have to buy a new mattress
by bitgod August 15, 2009
Have you heard from that girl from the gym? Oh, that old spider cunt? No. She ain't had dick in a hot minute.
by wonderpony February 09, 2009
Young woman or teenage girl with a vast fanny due to excessive unsafe penetration often accompanied by a horde of small children all fathered by different men.
Concerned father to his son: "Beware of girls called Kylie, Chardonnay, Crystal, Sharon, Vicky - they're more than likely to have council cunts..."
by Meringue Garcia September 28, 2007
A Cunt Badger,A Badger which lives in a cunt
The Cunt Badger is rare species of badger which is not talked about often due to the huge contorversy surrounding them. Once lodged inside ones cunt, a cunt badger is notoriously hard to remove. normally by gassing or by poison.
Cunt Badgers are famed for there passionate defense of their homes weilding sharp claws and its teeth to attack anything deemed predatory to its cunt. Often men have lost their entire penis to a cunt badger while trying to commit sexual acts. Cunt badgers often retaliate violently to the use of tampons
A Cunt badger has beneficial traits not often talked about once lodged inside a cunt it will begin a gruelling cleaning operation leaving ones cunt freash and clean.
The Cunt Badger is rare species of badger which is not talked about often due to the huge contorversy surrounding them. Once lodged inside ones cunt, a cunt badger is notoriously hard to remove. normally by gassing or by poison.
Cunt Badgers are famed for there passionate defense of their homes weilding sharp claws and its teeth to attack anything deemed predatory to its cunt. Often men have lost their entire penis to a cunt badger while trying to commit sexual acts. Cunt badgers often retaliate violently to the use of tampons
A Cunt badger has beneficial traits not often talked about once lodged inside a cunt it will begin a gruelling cleaning operation leaving ones cunt freash and clean.
"you sir...are a cunt badger" as a insult
"Argh i've got a cunt badger" as a medical complaint
"Cunt Badgers!!!" a cry of desperation
"Argh i've got a cunt badger" as a medical complaint
"Cunt Badgers!!!" a cry of desperation
by Cunt Badger May 11, 2006