Tampon Fishing

When you accidentally f**k your girl while her tampon is still in her pussy, thereby pushing it deep into her vagina. When you finish intercourse, you have to retrieve the tampon and "fish it" out of her vagina.

Guy (while fingering his girl after sex): "Uhh, I feel somethin' fuzzy in there"
Girl: "Oh sh*t, that's my tampon, can you get it out?"

Guy (to friend): "had to go tampon fishing last night...f**k man, never again."

by randomentry123 June 24, 2011

fishes hat

the interior state of a womans genitalia when considerably aroused. Far damper than an Otter's Pocket.

She was as wet as a fishes hat

by RobbieW August 5, 2006

Mountain Fish

The Northern Mountain Fish (septentrionali montis piscium)is a freshwater fish in the family Cyprinidae of order Cypriniformes. It is most commonly found in puddles atop of high altitude mountains in British Columbia, Canada.

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Mountain Fish have metallic scales, similar to goldfish. The Mountain Fish's deep body, broad and curved back, and tail placement has been merged with the large head-growth, Mountain Fish do not have dorsal fins.

"wow, a mountain fish!"
"is that a morbidly obese gold fish or a mountain fish?"

by Rossco! January 11, 2012

Babel fish

The Babel fish is small, yellow, leech-like - and probably the oddest thing in the universe. It feeds on brain wave energy, absorbing all unconscious frequencies and then excreting telepathically a matrix formed from the conscious frequencies and nerve signals picked up from the speech centres of the brain, the practical upshot of which is that if you stick one in your ear, you can instantly understand anything said to you in any form of language: the speech you hear decodes the brain wave matrix.

"I refuse to prove that I exist," says God, "for proof denies faith, and without faith I am nothing."
"But," says Man, "the Babel fish is a dead giveaway, isn't it? It could not have evolved by chance. It proves you exist, and so therefore, by your own arguments, you don't. QED."
"Oh dear," says God, "I hadn't thought of that," and promptly vanishes in a puff of logic.

by Dr. Sago October 11, 2019

Fish Water

Water that fish’s fuck in. Fish water, don’t drink it fishes shit in it.

Don’t touch that fish water

by Ramin99 September 22, 2018

Batty fish

All people called dave or Ben. Most likely smell like ur dogs breath and can't be asked to do shit

Ur such a batty fish.

by Unit1 May 20, 2020

Fish sauce

a liquid condiment made from fish or krill that have been coated in salt and fermented & is widely used in East & Southeast Asia cuisine.

You got some fish sauce there, bud?
I'm from Vietnam & I need that.

by Marbles_TDS August 26, 2020