when a geezer comes into your house, cracks open a cold one, but doesn't offer to make a cuppa before cycling back home
"Where's Wez gone?"
"Think he's gone home James. Think he stole your TV remote too"
"Not nice one Wez"
"Think he's gone home James. Think he stole your TV remote too"
"Not nice one Wez"
by THEREALWEZMEMEBOI June 30, 2017
When a hot girl messages you after a successful first date and wants sex. Code word for "Please, come and fuck me!"
Hot girl's text after first date: "Hey felix, how are you? Was really nice talking to you last night :)"
by anonymous_123_b November 06, 2019
“it do be a nice day tho”
by lucyiscoo1 May 07, 2021
by dudeya123 June 04, 2025
by Nis nice guy July 25, 2022
by rosspapadakis February 24, 2020
National Nice Day is on the 9th of July. Throughout the 24 hours of the day, people will have the right to legally have oral sex with someone, regardless of consent, or gender. However, people need to be 18 or older to do so. And no, people will not be allowed to have oral sex with any kind of non-human creature.
Guy 1: Dude! It's National Nice Day! You know what that means!
Guy 2: SHIT! LOCK THE DOORS!
Guy 1: Why?
Guy 2: Remember what happened last time?
Guy 1: Uh, no.
Guy 2: Some femboy sucked me off, and I didn't like it! That is NOT happening again.
Guy 1: Gee, thanks. You just put something in my head that I want to forget.
Guy 2: SHIT! LOCK THE DOORS!
Guy 1: Why?
Guy 2: Remember what happened last time?
Guy 1: Uh, no.
Guy 2: Some femboy sucked me off, and I didn't like it! That is NOT happening again.
Guy 1: Gee, thanks. You just put something in my head that I want to forget.
by TheRandomGuy_BD June 02, 2022