toilet

soming you flush like (your leftovers)

flush your toilet

by STOBRIDGE January 27, 2022

Slutty Toilet

Slang used in the dangerous streets of Peakhurst; a word to describe one's internet whilst in a call with them or while they are trying to show you something in real life.

Gina: *Retarded Distortion noises*

Cooper: Gina..

Gina: *faint sound of Gina in a highly explosive voice* what?

Cooper: Your slutty toilet is acting up again.

*call ends*

by dorkeylordcoopersian July 6, 2016

Skibidi toilet

IF YOU LIKE SKIBIDI TOILET. YOU ARE A DYSLEXIC ANT SMASHING A TREE CONTENT FARMING JO-JO SIWA HATING CONTENT SPAMMING FYP JUST BLOWED UP 3AM ELON MUSK BOUGHT A PHONE AND FILLED IT WITH HONEY SCHOOL FAILING PARENT BELT WHOOPING YOUR MOM USES YOUR ASS AS A COMPUTER MOUSE YOUR DAD LEFT YOU TO HIRE A 15 YEAR OLD IN A ORPHANAGE “SOO UHH KID WOULD YOU LIKE TO WORK ON THE ORPHANAGE OR NO” FRICKING PIMPLED BRAIN AHH YOUR BRAIN ATE ITS OWN BRAINCELLS BECAUSE OF A EXISTENSAL CRISIS.

I hate skibidi toilet

by The epic lapper April 24, 2024

Toilet Turban

A long bowel movement that wraps around the bottom of the toilet bowl.

I was feeling backed up and relieved myself only to see a large toilet turban in the bowl.

by MD PAPPAGEOGIO December 1, 2011

Toilet paper

Something that no longer exists due to Karens panicking because of their anti-vax kid is going to die, so she's going to make a toilet paper hut for them.

"DAMIT KAREN! MY ANTI-VAX KID NEEDS THIS TOILET PAPER MORE THAN YOU!"

by RylanisSsuperHot March 24, 2020

Squat Toilet

A toilet design used mostly in Japan and Asia. To use it, remove your pants, then squat over the pan and poop.

I just learned how to use a squat toilet!

by Dongnugget December 24, 2020

toilet wafting

When a person takes a shit and turns their head around and slowly inhales through their nostrils so they may smell their own feces.

I was toilet wafting earlier when I was in the bathroom taking a duece, and I farted.

by SouthJaw July 13, 2012