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pizza porn

"Pizza porn" is when your significant other or "fuck buddy" and your self have yourself a little pizza party, you both eat more then you should, then take laxatives. you take turns shitting into your significant others mouth and take turns sharing the concoction into each others mouth, while you each wear bird masks, you have to say "the early bird gets the worm" as you throw up your significant others papa johns shit into your mouth, if you fail to say "the early bird gets the worm" or miss the others mouth, your sexual partner has to take a hammer and nail to your scrotum
person 1: "hey man what did you do last night?
person 2: "me and my girlfriend made some pizza porn last night, it was sick!"
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by coolepicfedoraman October 2, 2021
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Zabivaka porn

What the fuck tod why would you watch Zabivaka porn
by Cleanout22 July 1, 2021
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asian porn

by Blake Martin January 21, 2004
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kiddie porn

A word, like 'facism', that may have once had a useful meaning but can now be used broadly to demonize any material featuring underage persons that the speaker deems immoral.

See also: "Politics and the English Language" by George Orwell (http://www.calvinvanhoek.com/articles/2007/04/politics-english-language/)
After he was sentenced to 15 years in federal pound-me-in-the-ass prison for possessing kiddie porn, it was later revealed that the prominent public figure was actually just wacking off to "12 Year Olds On Trampolines Vol 15".
by FreeThought1984 October 16, 2008
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Outrage porn

When the meadia and political establishment react in outrage at an event yet provide no real explanation other than increasing levels of outrage aimed at stiring blind, frothy, hate.
man 1:
I feel really confused about what is happened with all the riots and stuff

man 2: yeah I just feel kind of guilty and useless after wayching all that outrage porn on the BBC
by jknoxsc August 28, 2011
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Child porn

Something that’s fucked up but not as much as you!
Person 1- hey did you delete your search history? I saw child porn in it
Person 2- FUCK YOU CUNT!
by Im old and I’m sold March 7, 2023
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unicorn porn

the hottest subject between cool people from wilson.
if you watch unicorn porn your the shit!!! unicorn porn is often watched when having a unicorgy. its really fun especially hot unicorn sex with a human girl and then 1 person gets pregnant with a half unicorn half human lesbian love baby :
hannah and frankie watched unicorn porn to turn them and their pet unicorn on b4 hot sex!
by frankiehannahunicorn May 20, 2008
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