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Magic Web

This move is a mix up between the Houdini and the Spiderman. In houdini fashion reach the point of climax and spit on your partners back. In your hand you prepare your "web" and while your partner faces you, you slap them with a handful of semen.
Dude #1 "Xitri taught me the Magic Web and I used it in bed!"
Dude #2 "what did your wife think of it?"
Dude #1 "she's reconciling our marrige"
by Xitri the Guru June 6, 2021
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Coombes' magic foot

Named after Nick Coombes because of his lethal finishing in PE.
Wow!!! He must have Coombes' magic foot!!!!!
by Mr Dig Bick October 26, 2012
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The act of having sex with a monkey on the floor (more specifically a carpet) while being high. This is commonly done between a middle aged man and a very young monkey in a form of bestiality. This is referred to a magic carpet because the carpet flies when you are high.
Clax and the monkey names John had aggressive butt sex after passing around a blunt. This ended up occurring on a carpet for comfort, resulting in Aladdin and Abu’s magic carpet.
by Munt Master April 7, 2025
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Magic hour

A period of time where dirtball does nothing and wins at warzone
Let’s get another magic hour victory
by Whoseeedat October 23, 2020
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Tragic magic

the affect of being as addicting as crack… (the equivalent to being pussy whipped) (aDICKted to what the DICK did)
He worked his tragic magic on me and he knew I could never break up with him.
by TheJessieBelle January 18, 2023
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The "Magic word(s)"

Most moms say this as a way to get their kids to mind their Ps and Qs. But really the magic word(s) are "HEY THIS IS LIBRARY" It means "mind your Ps and Qs" or "Say please" to get children to say their manners.
Ah ah ah, you didn't say the "magic word(s)"!
by ShhShhShh July 4, 2023
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