ghetto cereal

Store brand cereal, with a name attempting to sound like the name brand product.

Frosted Flakes and Flakes are not the same, you bought us that ghetto cereal again!

by Rhodan April 7, 2011

Ghetto Tits

Where the word Ghetto meets the saying "It's the tits" and becomes an insult.

Hey Ghetto Tits, how's it going? Just kidding I don't give a fuck.

by Notsoprostitute August 17, 2015

ghetto slide

Crossing three or more lanes of traffic quickly without turn signal or care for other drivers usually to an exit.

I can’t take the Dan Ryan without one person doing the ghetto slide onto 55 south.

by swaggytrumpet November 10, 2017

Ghetto Strip

The strips of scrap wrapping paper used to cover a present when you don't have a single piece large enough.

You ghetto stripped the shit outta my present!

by bitDawg September 10, 2015

Ghetto Uprising

When perception of preferential treatment of the affluent classes results in an inflammation of social tension sufficient to bring about an upheaval or backlash of the unspoken status quo between the classes from below. When the preferential treatment is based on race and not capitalism, such an uprising is a matter of humanity and social justice. When it is not racial, it is usually rooted in socialism.

ConEd employee #1: If we don't restore power to New Rochelle and Mount Vernon before Pelham, we'll have a ghetto uprising. Everyone knows that Pelham is white.

ConEd employee #2: That'll just be a race war. A ghetto uprising is class warfare. You're thinking of what would happen if we restored power to the Village before the Upper East Side.

by Casey Poivre March 6, 2011

Ghetto-Zombie

noun - (ge-tow zom-be)

A nocturnal creature of ill-repute who regularly prowls lower-income inner-city streets while harboring shady-intent; usually on little sleep and with chemical "enhancement".

Son of a bitch! There's a Ghetto-Zombie scoping. This street is riddled with Ghetto Zombies and Crankster Gangsters! We should park somewhere else.

by Placebo Nightingale November 28, 2012

Ghetto Fairy

Magical creatures of the night that fly into the ghettos of the world and clean them up. Also see ghetto fairies

Child: "Mommy mommy! I think we were visited by a ghetto fairy last night!"
Mom: "Oh you silly little kids and yo imaginations and what not. Ghetto Fairies don't really exist."
(But they do)

by UnicornLovingCracker July 31, 2011