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Hector-Speed

The man worked at Hector-Speed pace and held everybody else up.
by Mark114 January 8, 2008
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High Speed Dude

The most ballingest of all WARRIORS. Born from the seed of Billy Mays and forged in the fires of battle.
Cadet1: "Woah, did you see High Speed Dude just leap over the FOB?"
Cadet2: "Ya I heard him and gunshow are fighting on the top of Mount Everest for the title of WARRIORKING."
by WarriorOracle December 3, 2009
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Spite Speed

When a car is going fast enough or slow enough to ruin your chance for a turn during a pause in traffic. Typically happens as a light is about to change so you get stuck waiting another ten minutes.
I was waiting for a chance to turn left, and this shithead was going spite speed and completely messed up my timing.
by Bom Tosley July 14, 2010
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Recovery Speedball

Noun.

A combination of smoking spice and drinking caffinated beverages.

A good way to get high when you get piss tested once a week.

Implement by drinking a cuban coffee and rolling a joint of spice.

Smoke, sip, repeat.
Jimmy was on the verge of relapse until he had a recovery speedball.

The intercoastal waterway seemed so much more interesting after the kids did a recovery speedball.

It is a lot less likely that you will die from a recovery speedball than a classic speedball.
by Penelope Picklesworth August 1, 2010
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cafeteria speed date

A cafeteria speed date is comprised of three main steps:
1. Man/woman walks into a cafeteria/diner/eatery
2. Man/woman sits down with a person sitting alone
3. Man/woman has a conversation with that person as if on a date
Although awkward at first, this method of meeting people may sometimes be bold enough to work.
(Man sits down across from unsuspecting woman)
Man: "I know what you're thinking... But before you tell me to scram, I just wanna say that this is my first cafeteria speed date and you looked like you could use some company. What do you say?"
Woman: "(hesitates...) Uhh okay, I have a few minutes. What's your name?"
by JMayzin March 11, 2011
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Weed-Speed

Adj- Not being able to tell how much time has passed while under the influence of marijuana.
Peter: Dude did you know how long i was cooking my fish for?

Ian: Nah man, i just smoked, im in weed-speed.
by WrathTheStampede April 16, 2011
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Dutch Speedo

the art of wearing g string speedo's backwards
" Did you see Adrian today, he had on his dutch speedos"
by revnhigh August 22, 2012
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