Have someone raise you on a forklift so that your hips are the height of the broad's head. By painting the rest of the picture, you will be Shaquille O'Neal himself.
by Shaqlord February 02, 2021
A very queer individual.
by BeeLover9 February 23, 2023
This sexual position is accomplished when a beautiful woman lies down on a bed. An incredibly polite man stammers at her and makes excuses in a chanting fashion. Eventually both people get themselves off as the awkwardness reaches climactic levels.
by YOLOSWAG4204LIFE July 17, 2021
When you are receiving oral sex and the persono on the giving end coughs up large quantities of mucus
by Patriquee von seiddit February 22, 2018
by IngridHegg September 10, 2011
"I'm not about to be her sloppy next!
by George Leo August 15, 2022
A Sloppy Joe where you have your friend cum inside the sandwich. This is because just like in New Jersey, you can't pump your own gas.
"Dude my friend hooked me up with a New Jersey Sloppy Joe, and I didn't need any protein supplements today!"
by Sevadonn March 09, 2019