A simp, that will go to the extreme lengths of not even watching anime with the bois, to be with a/his girl.
by Cyuse December 2, 2020
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by Merksman May 10, 2008
Get the Simp Ass Nigga mug.The type of man or woman who still thinks about their ex/lover late at night listening to niggas like drake. Then texting them even tho you know they won’t pick up
Beccy: My ex is always texting me these heartfull things
Megan: That’s because he’s in the MLS meaning he is a major league simp
Beccy: Lol, lets sub tweet him till he kills himself
Megan: That’s because he’s in the MLS meaning he is a major league simp
Beccy: Lol, lets sub tweet him till he kills himself
by Richard C. Myars February 1, 2018
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Get the Simps of the Round Table mug.A boy with a small penis, very skinny but with an extremely large nose. He wears blush and eyeliner as well as wearing a hat inside. He is still in kids sized clothes and doesn’t know the name of the jersey he is wearing. He loves blocking his friends on Snapchat! Also, he a simp
by Shhdhs February 5, 2020
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by Timberland Boot February 9, 2020
Get the Owen the King of Simps mug.The rise of the simps. Annoying simps show up everywhere and run after whichever girl they simp for. Also female simps chase the guys they simp for. Simps show not only on twitch but show up in public causing chaos.
Person 1: The random Chimp event ain't real.
Person 2: But random simp event is probably gonna be true someday.
Person 2: But random simp event is probably gonna be true someday.
by Saitama 777 November 11, 2020
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