Ryan is the coolest person ever known in Canada
me and him go way back,
he is the best moose hunter I've ever known to man (if you see him don't tell him that)
he is the best at golf better than that one black guy that plays golf
he pulls every girl in Toronto with his 12 inch wang (un-erect btw)
if you ever see him ask for his autograph cause he's gonna be famous
me and him go way back,
he is the best moose hunter I've ever known to man (if you see him don't tell him that)
he is the best at golf better than that one black guy that plays golf
he pulls every girl in Toronto with his 12 inch wang (un-erect btw)
if you ever see him ask for his autograph cause he's gonna be famous
Gerald: Omg you must be Ryan the G! Are the rumors true about your fat 12 incher?
Ryan the G: hell yeah man!
Gerald: WOW, can I get your autograph on my shirt!?
Ryan the G: Yeah of course man!
*signs shirt*
Ryan the G: hell yeah man!
Gerald: WOW, can I get your autograph on my shirt!?
Ryan the G: Yeah of course man!
*signs shirt*
by tinkleberry3000 April 2, 2023
Get the Ryan the Gmug. Your typical lieing pos male, whos dick is so small he feels the need to play and fuck multiple woman at once to boost his self esteem, you can typically find these type of men living on a backroad somewhere in the sticks of deford mi..
by Flowerbbnoy123 September 19, 2018
Get the Ryan flowersmug. by bigboywally August 15, 2021
Get the Harrison Ryanmug. by jes232323 January 4, 2020
Get the ryan evansmug. An annoying ass molerat that sucks at sports. JK he is so FERDA he’s even growing out a greasy letty for next puck season ftb
by Eposner95 March 5, 2018
Get the Ryan Symesmug. A beaner who is brothers with the drug lord Davey Rhea. He has a thick booty and is dating a non binary alien. His father squids forced him to do physical activity everyday. He is the thickest beaner.
by Idrdbdhdjsjsjsidjdnf January 21, 2019
Get the Ryan Rheamug. Some curly haired chicken fucker who is on the spectrum. Often has no patience and his first reaction to everything is anger even if his mum bought him a car... angry. Also Daddies money. Most likely dates the dead carcass of a bulldog that can be plotted in cylindrical coordinates. Jerks off to anime and attempts to suck his own dick at least once a month.
by Chrissssssssssssssyah October 25, 2018
Get the Ryan Marxmug.