pot thought

when you turn your head, look up to the sky, barely close your eyes, ( like your high on pot ) and answer a question with one word that doesn't have anything to do with the question. Usually to make fun of stoners

teenager 1:Dude why are dogs noses wet?
teenager 2: ....... Totally...
teenager 1: Nice pot thought.

by theboywhoyouknow October 7, 2012

Two Missionaries in a Crock-Pot

First recorded reference in "Mike and Molly" at season 1 episode 21 at -00:08:54 as a punchline.

Currently used to describe two (2)persons coital with two (2) others in the same room and everybody hopes it gets wierd.

So, half the people were on top, did ya'll end up like two missionaries in a crock-pot?

by Dctrsqr May 18, 2023

squat pot

Another way of saying squat toilet. Pooping in them is always an adventure, if you fail to aim, you could shit all over your shoes.

I’m gonna go use the squat pot.

by curlypoo December 25, 2020

CAM POT GOD

WHEN YOU HAVE A DAY WHERE YOU SMOKE SOME MARIJUANA AND DONT GIVE A FUCK THE WORLD TURNS BLACK THE MOON IS YOURS AS THE WORLD JUST AS MUCH MIGHT AS WELL BE EVEN IF THE SUN IS GONE THERES A TOTAL ECLIPSE ITS A VERY BEAUTIFUL DAY FILLED WITH NOTHING OTHER ONES LOVE FOR UP ABOVE AND EVEN DOWN BELOW A FAY WHERE CAM bot god became a man of morales with integrity and he decided it's his time to make a change a difference in this world it's not his he just cams it without a bell ringing no Elon musk cologne smelling like old man balls just an ah ski ski ski mother f word 369 damn that nigga cam fine he be getting high and flying low. In other words you're welcome.

Yo my nigga you see that pot god cam that niggers like the pimping of pimps since pimping was pimping the dude literally stands up for whores. Can cam ya cam can cam can cause cam can if cam can't cam couldn't so cam always can when cam can't you can't so cam is just the cam who can. Can cam? Yes cam can! The names Camren Alen Smith bitch don't forget it. Cam pot god

by Mrimpregnable May 8, 2024

Pot crack

Someone who smokes crack from an asshole

Yo bro your a pot crack?

by Blue564 May 12, 2020

The Pot Calling the Kettle Black

Yasuo mains saying Queens of Leauge users are weird

Yasuo Main: Omg QOL users are weird
QOL user: Not the Pot calling the kettle black

by IDK ME I Guess October 6, 2021

Pot calling the kettle black

Hipocricy

Zoned out daughter who has just unknowingly won the world record finishing a bowl of spaghetti-
hey dad, stop slurping.....
All round great dad- well....that's the 'Pot Calling The Kettle Black'

by Mine farter March 13, 2024