pocket peter

A portable dildo or vibrator easily able to be carried in a purse

Janice took her pocket peter with her on vacation when her boyfriend couldn't come along.

pocket peter by camnewtownmvp May 25, 2012

Gay Peter Griffin 

Someone who has a double chin and is gay

"You're a Gay Peter Griffin"

Gay Peter Griffin by 8Jayde8Dragon8 May 5, 2023

saint peter 

A man, Simon called Peter, who was a discipline of Jesus Christ. While his real name was Simon, he was given the name "Peter" (which means The Rock) by Jesus Christ after Simon Peter answered Jesus's question of "whom say ye that I am?"

Some theologist argue over whether Jesus was referring to Simon Peter himself, or Simon's statement "thou art the Christ, the Son of the living God."

"He saith unto them, But whom say ye
that I am?

And Simon Peter answered and said,
thou art the Christ, the Son of the
living God.

And Jesus answered and said unto
him, Blessed art thou, Simon
Barjona: for flesh and blood hath not
revealed it unto thee, but My Father
which is in heaven."

-Matthew 16:15-18

And I also unto thee, that thou
art Peter (Petros = a small moveable
stone), and upon this rock (Petra = as a foundation unmoveable) I will build my church; and the gates of hell shall not prevail against it.

saint peter by wydok February 29, 2004

Perfect Peter 

Taking a dump into a condom perfectly to the brim.

I was walking to my car when i saw my manager, i made a perfect peter in the bushes and chucked it at his face.

Perfect Peter by The Regal Posse October 11, 2013

peanut butter ice cream peter pan seats 

A seat for a luxury car made with thick brown genuine leather so as to be cold to the touch when you first sit on it yet smooth to the touch. It is commonly found in cars belonging to pimps. playas, og niggas, hata's, rappers's, or rich rich white people who have no idea what the fucks going on.

"Hit the block on some new ten thoudans dollar
rim can't explain how i feel touch the gator on the
wheel got peanut butter ice cream peter pan seats"

"man dont touch that gata on da wheel ur lucky im lettin u in mhy peanut butter ice cream peter pan seats mutha fucka"

peanut butter ice cream peter pan seats by Liam from da 216 February 5, 2007

Centimeter Peter Syndrome

When a girl is so ugly that your penis shrivels up so tiny, it is only a few centimeters long.

Guy 1: "So how was your blind date?"

Guy 2: "Damn man she was so ugly she gave me Centimeter Peter Syndrome!"

Guy 1: "Blind dates are the worst"

Centimeter Peter Syndrome by Tex-Mex Shawn C. September 23, 2010

The Peter 

Being a thiccccccccccccccc cunt doing his work and is working on perfecting the "Wild Card".

Fucking cunts reading this are performing the peter

The Peter by ZOMB1E December 5, 2018