Poo Darts

Poo Darts is another way of describing anal sex.

guy1- "Hey Ace! do you want to play poo darts?"
Guy2- "Sure how do we play?"

Guy1- "well all we need is a penis and an ass"
Guy2- "I don't get it"

Guy1- "It is simple and just like lawn darts. you lie down and I lob my penis in your ass!"

by scuba yetty March 9, 2009

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coon-poo

Verb - the instant and mega release of one's bowels after seeing something as frightening as a 50 pound raccoon barreling down the street towards you.

Noun - A massive pile of poo that has just been expelled from one's body after seeing something frightening.

"I was so scared when you grabbed me from behind, I thought I was going to coon-poo!"

by 6-Street September 6, 2008

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Poo Slap

When you walk into a toilet and are unexpectedly overwhelmed by the smell left by the previous user.

'Oh man, I just got totally poo slapped when I went into that toilet'.

by milesinfront October 21, 2011

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poo pickle

A.K.A. shit dick. A poo pickle is the result of ass humping. This is very common with the gay community.

I went down the dirt road and got poo pickle.

by Chamby86 May 9, 2008

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Poo money

Simple formula: hourly pay multiplied by how long you can spend in the toilet.

This week I earned £42 in poo money

by dropin March 9, 2010

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Poo Lift

The (very kind) act of carrying someone (usually a close friend) to the toilet when they need to offload a heavy payload.

Often undertaken after one individual has lost a bet to another. For increased humiliation, the winner should demand to be carried on the loser's shoulders.

Not advised that you use this as a wager with you girlfriend, lover or wife.

Guy 1: Dude, I need a honking shat, get over here and give me a poo lift.
Guy 2: Hmph!

by The B July 11, 2006

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