Poop Ninja

A poop ninja is one that silently poops their pants in the presence of others.

An alternate version according to www.poopninjas.com is a pooper scooper trained in the arts of the ninja.

Ex. 1 A poop ninja needs to go to the bathroom but thinks they can hold it. They accidently let some slip out in their pants, but keep a straight face. Their mood and mannerisms do not change, and no one can tell any difference.

Ex 2. A poop ninja stealthily cleans a yard full of dog poop.

Poop Ninja by pooppooper March 26, 2011

Poop Dick 

To receive feces on ones penis.

Bitch didn't wipe good, gave me poop dick!

Poop Dick by Paddy O' September 28, 2008

Poop Shake 

During sex, the male will mix his feces and his semen in a large glass to eventually be fed forcably to the female.

Wow greg, you sure make a good Poop shake.

Poop Shake by jauntyjim September 30, 2008

Poop Stink Pie 

(adj.) (noun) (verb) (pronoun):
Replacement word for everything possible. When in doubt, just say "poop stink pie!"

"I didn't get paid today, that's a bunch of poop stink pie."

Poop Stink Pie by Snicklefriitz December 9, 2008

poop the pants 

1. A statement which can be used when one has nothing to say and wishes to indulge in a self-conversation.
2. Pooping the pants.

Michael: Poop the pants.

poop the pants by Nathan Algren June 21, 2004

poop crotch 

when you go in the back then come around the front

I kicked him out the back door and then he tried to poopcrotch me!

oh, poop crotch!

Dude, you are a major poopcrotch

poop crotch by LS-Train July 6, 2004

poop nuts 

One who habitually has shit on their balls. Can be from either whiping back to front or can be from a Leaning Tower of Poopsa that hits the testicles.

He hasn't crapped for days, so today Michael has poop nuts from vicious log attack.

poop nuts by El Kakador April 19, 2010