crusty pipe

When you do anal, and the poop crusts around the male genitalia, making a rust colored hard covering.

I got a crusty pipe last night, and photographed it for a trophy.

by The Strange Cable man June 17, 2015

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Lead pipe

When shit isn't going your way, so u want to bash your skull with a lead pipe

I got raped by master chef, I wanna smash my skull with a lead pipe

by Dabiglog March 14, 2023

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Peace Pipe

The ceremoanius slurp and suck before a Pow Wow.

Your mom smoked on my Peace Pipe for a while before I surprised her with a Pow Wow.

by Maniconwords August 3, 2024

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Gandalf pipe

An uncircumcised penis

Yo! He’s got a Gandalf Pipe!

by Table Water Deer September 3, 2023

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cleaning out the stove pipe

the period after a heated fight that results in angry flatulence

Last night after my girlfriend broke up with me I attempted to batter her with malicious words, but abrubtly began cleaning out the stove pipe which stench from the chinese dinner I enjoyed earlier with an asian prostitute, forcefully removed her.

"God damn you!" blblblblblblb!!!!

by papa sutra February 25, 2010

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