Kieran pizza mayn

An Italian/Irish midget who jacks off with a slice of pizza:
and eats pasta sexualy;)

How to Impress Kieran:Show up naked, Bring Beer.

Dad:"umm Kieran why does your cruch smell like pizza?"
Kieran pizza mayn :"it was hungry..."

by Ania polish builder April 13, 2009

among us pizza

When you get your sussy sauce on someone and you put cheese and pepperoni on them

I made an among us pizza out of your mom last night

by XxBabyEaterxX September 06, 2022

why are pizza round

Bro I just caught your ass high as hell motherfucker why in the hell you using a fuckin dictionary to answer questions? Shit man.

why are pizza round
Because we stoned ASF
I'm a high ass's mother fucker

by Mimijojo February 21, 2023

pizza pocket penis

when you wrap your ballsack around your flaccid penis (guys only.)

Sometimes, when I'm alone and flaccid, I enjoy taking my pants off and making a pizza pocket penis

by good of words March 02, 2016

alabama pizza slice

when siblings make a pizza by jizzing on it pissing on it vomiting own it and shiting on it

man me and your sister made an alabama pizza slice

by wammistightpussyissowet69 October 05, 2019

Pizza Hut Slam

A sexual act involving the insertion of one's testicles into another person's anus.

Susan couldn't sit down because last night I gave her a Pizza Hut Slam.

by Nugget the Paint Huffer September 23, 2008

leaning tower of pizza

An infamous poorly-stacked column of boxed flatbread in central Italy.

The leaning tower of pizza has been there long past the "use by" dates of the comestibles contained therein, so that's the reason that it's still there --- nobody wants to eat the pizzas because they would be stale by now.

by QuacksO October 31, 2018