jacking off

to masturbate

Billy stop jacking off into the pancake mix

by Defineking9045 March 29, 2016

jaggin off

when you break into your best Mick Jagger impression

"Hey, whatcha up to??"

"Not much, dude. Just jaggin off listenin to The Stones."

"Huh??"

"...got some Puerto Rican girls just DYINNNN to MEET CHU!!!!"

*breaks down*

by gidrew August 13, 2010

Rodded off

Referring to when someone leaves unexpectedly without notification, mostly intentionally.

Same connotations as: fucked off, gone off..etc

He's rodded off somewhere

by Sashibean October 29, 2010

off the crazy

a phrase used to describe an event that was especially lively

Bro #1: That party was legit mayne!

Bro #2: Hell ya! It was off the crazy!

by djadoinwork November 3, 2010

fairing off

Southeastern Missouri term. Not sure if it's known of elsewhere. "Fairing off" pretty much means calming down, or clearing up when it comes to weather. Used if the weather has been pretty bad recently.

"Hey, do you think the rain's gonna fair off today?"

"I think it's been pretty much fairing off over the last two days. Maybe it'll be faired off enough to have a picnic tomorrow."

by Joshua Squires July 16, 2006

munk off

To munk off is to masturbate or jack off. When munking off it is common practise to shout "MUNK OFF!" At the top of your lungs.

I was sitting in Graph Comm when my mate Logan shouted "Munk off!"

I realised then he was bating.

by Superbrucester December 4, 2013

Off ramp

The person who safely brings you out of a long term or involved relationship.

I know he’s not going to commit to anything but sex right now, as he’s just finishing a ten year relationship. I’m his off ramp.

by Shiny Penny May 20, 2018