Fair Weather Ownership

When credit is claimed when things go well, but blame is assigned elsewhere when things don't.

One of my team members believes in Fair Weather Ownership. People were happy when he made a big song and dance about the dashboard he just built. When somebody pointed out a minor glitch his response was "it's not my code. it's Firefox that's making it error like that".

by tanjung March 31, 2015

make your own dinner

A sexual position in which a woman is masturbating in the kitchen, and a dude walks in sad.

Coined by comedienne Liz Miele.

"Honey, make your own dinner. /Somebody/ has to do this."

by doubiesnax May 1, 2015

intellectual property owner

-Owning an idea of something created and trending within social media.

-A symbol used to define someones idea online. Defined by an PO with a line going through the PO and the O with a shadow. Similar to a Patent or Trademark but designed to protect advertisers and marketers ideas in a marketing or advertising campaign.

You do not need to be an intellectual to be an intellectual property owner.

The IPO symbol has been crucial in protecting companies marketing campaigns from being mimicked by other rival companies.

by Intellectual Property Owner August 24, 2016

corning your own brisket

The act of inserting your penis into your own anus.

All the ladies will be impressed when you start corning your own brisket.

by brisketcorner July 24, 2016

Stew in their own $hi#

When drama / $hi# starters, and people who love hating on others doing good, are left in a circle of like minded individuals, as the nice, fun individuals, head somewhere else to have a good time.

The haters, drama causers, and buzz kills are left to "stew in their own $hi#" as the easy going , fun loving group heads elsewhere to party.

by Crazzi31 June 11, 2016

slick as owl pussy

So slick you can't stand up in it

Watch out, Mack said it was slick as owl pussy!!

by Mackdaddynextdoor June 16, 2017

Pulled an Owen

To suddenly disappear

Boy: "Hey, where did he go?"
Girl: "He moved away."
Boy: "He must've pulled an Owen."

by AeroNova October 24, 2017