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Noah Helman

noah helman is the kind of guy who can sleep anywhere and is really bad at chemistry.
He failed? of course noah helman failed!
by bee1234567890 November 9, 2022
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Goofy Ahh Noah

Dirty kid who loves sex, loves being gay, loves ballsacks, and is racist as hell. They make racist jokes and say they aren’t racist.
Person 1: “Bro you are such a Goofy Ahh Noah.”
Person 2: “I don’t make racist jokes, the jokes i make are not racist!”
by therockisdaddy November 9, 2022
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Noah

A name to be fucked up by all (100% guaranteed)

a P.I.M.P. (usually true)

usually has a cock twelve light years long

almost always a sweet wrestler (some exceptions apply)

a chick magnet, loved by all females (you know it)
boy - "yo Noah is soooooo cool"

girl - "Noahis soooo cute, I bet his dick is massive"
by gregofthesea November 9, 2022
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Noah Sakzenian

#myfriendhasacrushonthisdudelolzzzzz
Do you like Noah Sakzenian 😱? You can’t my friend likes em 🔫😋😋😋”
by scarmonz November 12, 2022
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Noah

noah is a boy with short man syndrome. he is sexualy attracted to short asian girls and is very salty. He is a short dumbass who thinks fortnite is the ultimate game. Fortnite is his religious background
Hey why are you such a noah?
by noah_unliker1234 November 14, 2022
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noah

He is a masive simp for girls (mainly short asians) and plays fortnite religiously. He is a boy with short man syndrome and is sexually attracted to people his height.
Why are you such a noah
by noah_unliker1234 November 14, 2022
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Noah

Noah is the sexiest person you will ever meet

He is very nice and polite

He also has a very very very big and thick ass
Have you seen the new kid Noah he’s so hot
by NiftyTugboat596 November 20, 2022
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