high functioning retard

a person who is mentally retarded, but can be propped up through staged appearances in limited contexts and posed in a variety of situations. High functioning attributes include an ability to overreact to real or imagined threats, denial through distraction and frequent changes of subject. May serve as cover to con-schemes when place in position of authority. Has no self awareness and therefore no ability to feel shame or guilt. Overconfidence is mistaken for strength in people with this disability. Religion is often cited in order to maintain cohesiveness and order. HFR's in positions of power attract highly loyal Sheeple followers. HFR's tend to live the paradox of the self guided puppet, yet require input from non HFR's for their material.

George W. Bush is both the commander in cheif and the poster boy for all high functioning retards.

by overqui December 9, 2008

Retarded Whale Syndrome

A condition with which one's lips are huge and they have barely any mental capability. They are also very uncoordinated and retarded.

Ha look at that dude he has retarded whale syndrome he has massive lips.

by IamFUCKINGTHICCCCCC😤💦🍆👌🏿 May 31, 2016

super retarded dog

The funniest cartoon making fun of retarded people known to man. It is about the adventures of a retarded dog, who has no super powers, just super retarded, and his arch enemy.

Hey, isn't that the super retarded dog theme. S-U-P-E-R R-E tarded D-O-G!

by Waddle June 11, 2006

retarded fucking assholes

complete fucking douchebags

see words guitar.com and misc etc.

misc tards are dumber than a fat retard playin in his own shit

by I AM GHANDI April 19, 2004

Takes the retard cake

When somebody does something so idiotic, in the greatest of ways, what was done was so stupid, there is no comparison in known history, to say someone else did something more idiotic.

Doctor: "I've seen a lot of guys hurt themselves in stupid ways in my day, but yours takes the retard cake!"

by BrettSudafed April 3, 2014

Fucking retarded faggot

A person you don't like

Sean No one likes this you fucking retarded faggot

Dave Fuck you

by Boogereater69 March 13, 2021

Jorge the Retarded Dolphin

A dolphin who appeared in many episodes of Flight of the Sea Creatures aired on HBO from 1988-1989. Jorge the Retarded Dolphin (otherwise known as JTRD) was a popular charecter who talked with a lisp and interrupted many a person with useless comments.

I love the way Jorge the Retarded Dolphin sniffles with his cute little nose

by STYU Alums November 2, 2006