Today's Music

A common rant by internet users who bitch and whine about how today's music is 'shitty'. They fail to understand that everyone's music taste is different, and that it's another fashion. The phrase 'today's music' is commonly used by middle-aged people, but the younger generations also bitch and whine.

"I can't believe this is today's music! What happened to 80s music? Or (insert dead musician here)?! I can't stand this shit, even though I can just listen to my own music on youtube videos and download them, but I wanna bitch and whine because I'm old.

I can't believe a black man's president!!"

by IReallyWantAPineapple March 8, 2010

musical orgasum

when music makes you want to cum

other words are:
mugazum. mugazmic. mujaculation.

that song produced muliple musical orgasums in my pants

by Gabe1day December 29, 2007

Music Videos

pornography cleverly disguised as music

that music videos for fergalicious was like porn....but with some music in the background

by ninos estamos en mis pantalones November 30, 2006

Music teachers

A music teacher is many things, most common is a boring 25-900 year old who has an intrest in classical music and thinks electric guitars/bass are satanic. they can also have a big attitude problem and can be sometimes quite pathetic. spesh if you go to william brookes school.

"music Teachers", what instroment do you play?

"you", electric guitar (or bass).

"teacher", (angrey look thinking that you are a wannabe and are a discrase to your instroment) that is not aproprate.

"you" why?

"teacher", respect my atharaty(throwing table to the other side of the room).

by flkghjflgkhj February 24, 2009

Musical Folk

A term for indigenous people. They are called this because its better than calling them niggers.

Musgrave park is always full of drunk Musical Folk

by Bendinho July 6, 2006

emo music

Shit. Emo bands are untalented. They can NOT play their instruments. They can NOT write good lyrics. They can NOT sing. Infact they don't sing at all. They just whine and scream.

Emo is disgrace to rock music.

Example of some crappy emo music lyrics:

"I'm in a car underwater with time to kill, thinking back I forgot to tell you this
I didn't care that you left and abandoned me, what hurts more is I would still die for you." --Armor for sleep's "Car Underwater"

"I'm not okay
I'm not okay
I'm not okay" --My chemical romance's "I'm NOT okay (I promise)"

"And I can't make it on my own.
Because my heart is in Ohio.
So cut my wrists and black my eyes.
So I can fall asleep tonight or die.
Because you kill me." --Hawthorne Heights' "Ohio is for
Lovers"

Notice the stupid band names.

by DeadRose December 27, 2005

music snob

someone (me) who believes that their music taste is all defining. which, obviously, it is.

you like metallica. you suck. you like eighties matchbox. you rule.

by Pretty Vacant September 2, 2004