love muffin

(Noun) An enormous turd, shit nugget or any other type of fecal matter left behind in a toilet for the next person entering the bathroom to find. (note: usually does not have a smell)

Oh Man!! Big Jim left me a love muffin in the toilet this morning.

by Miley Cyprus April 6, 2009

stud muffin

A masculine cover-up for homosexuality; usually seen as escorts for older women or starlets, often paid to do so, to perpetuate a facade, their masculinity.

Rock Hudson, James Dean, Monty Clift, etc. were all stud muffins, and movie goers didn't find out until near or after their deaths.

by Richard Black March 18, 2005

Slut Muffin

a person who sells their body for sex in return for food.

ya i went and found a girl last night, a real slut muffin if you know what i mean

by Player118 February 19, 2011

slut muffin

a woman who is a slut but prefers to be "eaten out"

That slut muffin called me over to eat her taco.

by xcrazyangellx June 16, 2008

skank muffin

a fruitalitious hoe-bag that likes to eat jellybeans with peanutbutter while giving someone a Hot-Carl

omg Zakk is such a skank muffin!!!

by Jessi Leigh Copeland December 24, 2008

Muffin Butter

Similar meaning as "Butter Muffin". A nick name for a person who you care and love. He/she is so warm and comfy like a muffin and as well as being sweet and wonderful like butter!

He is my sweet sweet muffin butter!

She is the love of my life, what a muffin butter!

by Nixonjoint November 8, 2009

muffin top

when a woman is wearing a short top and tight jeans, a roll of fat can be seen that looks like the top of a muffin.
only very fit women, without any fat, can wear these tops without looking ugly.

'i was in town yeaterday and i saw a bunch of tarts wearing muffin tops. it was fucking gross.'

by josh - urban definer November 22, 2007