Matt

If you’ve ever dated a Matt you’re probably entitled to some kind of compensation. World class manipulators. Often found with Kyle or Chad.

Girl 1: yeah so my ex stole my dog and took all my money
Girl 2: let me guess, he was called Matt?

Girl 1: OMG it happened to you too?

by We revolt at dawn November 22, 2021

Matt dill

Lazy fat kid that gives a horse shit effort at everything he does

Look at that wrestler he is such at Matt dill

by Young B B February 27, 2017

Mattes

Only for really hot motherfucking Kings

Wow thats Mattes! He is fucking a mother

by WoW clean man madafaka alta November 23, 2021

Matt

a being. an omnipotent being. beyond the human understanding

person 1: what are you???
?̴̺̞̈́͋͌́̓̑̽?̵̻̤͕͓̳̣̥̮̙̯̀̃̐̈́̓̾͠?̴̛̛̦̱̫̀̋̄͗͋̈́̕? ͚̟̗̞̜̻̐̿ͅ: i'm Matt.

by omgisuck January 16, 2022

Matt

A male with a small dick and a huge ego. He thinks he is hot shit and will drive you insane.

"Matt is so annoying"

by Pongo3030 August 20, 2022

Matt parke

the best man on earth, he’s sexy and handsome just like his younger brother. Always down at the brothel for a shag!

Your such a Matt parke xoxo
stop being such a matt parke hehe

by Matt parke May 26, 2021

Matt

An extremely good looking man with a huge penis that is guaranteed to give a woman multiple orgasms. Will be there for you through the good and bad times.

Why are these sheets soaking wet? Was a Matt here?

by Longfellow D June 7, 2021