Magic Johnson Cure

A problem that goes away because you have lots of money

I needed a new car but my dads a lawyer so I have a magic Johnson cure.

by FuckingWizard April 18, 2019

Magic fingers

worst operative manager in the world, annoying boss (it also can be an old teatcher, HR , annoying boss, annoying neighbor). She's/He's sneaky, with a fake smile on her/his face all the time; She's/He's happy only then when h she/he makes YOU unhappy; basicallt Cruella de vil, satan on the earth. Doneld trump for example.

-magic fingers is already here?
-no she will come at 9AM

-magic fingers wants to see you!
-shit !

by xunamun February 24, 2019

magical trevor

Another of the looping toons on weebls-stuff.com.

Everyone loves him, because the tricks that he does are ever so clever. He likes dissappearing cows, then bringing them back with his leathery leathery whip made of magic.

Everyone loves Magical Trevor,
'Coz the tricks that he does are ever so clever!
Look at him now, disappearing a cow!
Where is the cow? Hidden right now!
Taking a bow, it's Magical Trevor.
Everybody's seen that the trick is clever!
Look at him there with his leathery, leathery whip!
It's made of magic,
And with a little flick -
Yeah, yeah, yeah!
The cow is back!
Yeah, yeah, yeah!
The cow is back!
Back, back!
Back from his magical journey!
What did he see,
In the parallel dimension?
He saw beans, lots of beans, lots of beans, lots of beans!
Oh, beans, lots of beans, lots of beans, lots of beans, yeah yeah!

by Shivers March 8, 2019

Magic Window

Token-operated "peep" shows. The show ranges from mild to wild, based on the "dancer" and customer requests / tips.

In today's world, it is (was?) an old-school version of Chaturbate. But you had to go to the building, buy tokens, etc.

I saw a really hot chick shove a ______ in her ______ at the Magic Window the other night. It cost me $30, but was worth it!

by docebo June 9, 2019

Magic stick

In Def Jam Fight for NY, preferred name for a hit confirmation to start a combo.

Crow hit D-Mob with the magic stick to combo into hard knockdown, then pickup showed him stunned for the Blazin’ finisher.

by Sore Thumbs June 20, 2019

magic grass

the shit that lauri preller says he doesn't smoke.

"Yo man, Do you smoke that magic grass?"
Lauri Preller : No.

by magicmike911 June 20, 2019

Magic Carpet Ride

When you're a shemale and you ride your gurthy unicorn dildo as it’s suctioned to the yoga mat

Took a wild magic carpet ride after a long days worth of work at the SuperStore

by DickDurkley April 20, 2019