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Matthew

Loves cats, and guns. very rich, likes bb neko
DONT let Matthew near your kids
by FinnTheMaxSpeedRacer July 24, 2023
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matthew rustad

man matthew your rilly cool
Matthew Rustad-the coolist man or yung man youl ever meat.
by wow thats nice October 17, 2019
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Matthew and Kylie

Matthew and Kylie’s have the best relationship,they have a trustworthy relationship and belong together. They start off as friends and deny all the rumors that they like each other. They speak often and understand each other, they enjoy the same sports and only one in particular they both do. They date in high school and end up living together at a young age, they get married and have kids. He is famous and she is good with numbers and accounts, she helps him with his work as he is not good in this department. They make a cute couple and love each other dearly.
Matthew and Kylie are the cutest couple
by Katerzyna October 2, 2018
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Matthew

People with the name of Matthew tend to be a little weird, fat, pudgy, and have an urge to scratch and grab their balls. Some Matthew's even have special things, for example Matthew's have lots of yellow paste that tends to grow around their small little balls. They also are pussys and like to be touched by older men.
dirty dean: hey there matthew

matthew: uh hey *scratches taint and sniffs it*
dirty dean: matthew you should stop being weird
matthew: stop being an asshole, im very stressed out *runs away to watch fortnite porn*
by Carge_Lock April 5, 2024
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Matthew

First impressions leave you feeling he is the most genuine and easy going guy. You’ll soon find out he’s a narcissist, a user, liar, and secretly a player. Stay super far away from him and don’t believe his ‘wounded bird’ act. He is a monster.
It’s so sad that Matthew is a sociopath. I really thought we were friends but everything he says is a lie.
by Gerber_Babiee April 26, 2024
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Thomas Matthew Crooks

A hero. He could have saved the world like Georg Elser.
Thomas Matthew Crooks was a hero.
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Matthew

the sassiest man ever; the true leader of the sassy man apocolypse
Did you talk to Matthew today?

I know! how can that much sass fit in one man?
Idk that's just Matthew
by cherrieslillies February 29, 2024
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