by FinnTheMaxSpeedRacer July 24, 2023
Get the Matthewmug. by wow thats nice October 17, 2019
Get the matthew rustadmug. Matthew and Kylie’s have the best relationship,they have a trustworthy relationship and belong together. They start off as friends and deny all the rumors that they like each other. They speak often and understand each other, they enjoy the same sports and only one in particular they both do. They date in high school and end up living together at a young age, they get married and have kids. He is famous and she is good with numbers and accounts, she helps him with his work as he is not good in this department. They make a cute couple and love each other dearly.
by Katerzyna October 2, 2018
Get the Matthew and Kyliemug. People with the name of Matthew tend to be a little weird, fat, pudgy, and have an urge to scratch and grab their balls. Some Matthew's even have special things, for example Matthew's have lots of yellow paste that tends to grow around their small little balls. They also are pussys and like to be touched by older men.
dirty dean: hey there matthew
matthew: uh hey *scratches taint and sniffs it*
dirty dean: matthew you should stop being weird
matthew: stop being an asshole, im very stressed out *runs away to watch fortnite porn*
matthew: uh hey *scratches taint and sniffs it*
dirty dean: matthew you should stop being weird
matthew: stop being an asshole, im very stressed out *runs away to watch fortnite porn*
by Carge_Lock April 5, 2024
Get the Matthewmug. First impressions leave you feeling he is the most genuine and easy going guy. You’ll soon find out he’s a narcissist, a user, liar, and secretly a player. Stay super far away from him and don’t believe his ‘wounded bird’ act. He is a monster.
It’s so sad that Matthew is a sociopath. I really thought we were friends but everything he says is a lie.
by Gerber_Babiee April 26, 2024
Get the Matthewmug. by yannick schwul of die schnelle May 22, 2025
Get the Thomas Matthew Crooksmug. Did you talk to Matthew today?
I know! how can that much sass fit in one man?
Idk that's just Matthew
I know! how can that much sass fit in one man?
Idk that's just Matthew
by cherrieslillies February 29, 2024
Get the Matthewmug.