Matthew Lee

A HOT ASS MF THAT IS ALSO GOOD AT EVERY FUCKING THING HE DOESS. HE IS REALLY POPULAR AND PULLS MEN AND WOMEN NO CAP.

person 1: OMG I JUST TALKED TO MATTHEW LEE TODAY
person 2: OMGG UR SO LUCKYY

by dubu12345 December 12, 2022

matthew

That one ugly kid in middle school who was very popular but then when it got to highschool he got a glow up and everyone wanted him. Even secretly doing theatre and never liking sports he is always the one to pull many ladies. He is very opinionated and friends with only the girls.

“Matthew the orange isn’t that bad”

by baddielucygirl December 13, 2022

Matthew Carvalho

Matthew Carvalho is the most attractive guy you will ever meet. He is charming, very nice and downright comical. He can get on your nerves sometimes, but he is the best guy in the whole entire world. He doesn't get angry a lot, but when he does get angry he whoops ass.

Matthew Carvalho once brought a knife to a gun fight, just to even the odds. He can speak English in Portuguese. He can kill two stones with one bird. Sharks have a week dedicated to him. He’s the only pork chop a vegan will put in their mouth. He once beat Chuck Norris in arm wrestling, with both arms tied behind his back.

by 69yoyo69 December 13, 2022

Matthew Andres

Super cool dude. Associated mainly with Breeze Wojciechowski in 2021, and Kei Swagstar in 2022. Smells like chicken noodle soup apparently?? (what the fuck) Is really eepy and also reminds people of a kids teddy bear (specifically the one that a kid takes everywhere and doesnt let go of)
Is really cool when he doesnt crash his car

Person 1: Omg is that Matthew Andres??
Kei Swagstar: Fucking love that dude, he’s so cool

by happymealenthusiast December 19, 2022

matthews

he is a very likable and loving person and he always be there for me hes tall tan and handsome and benches 225

my boyfriend is named matthews

by anon69586929 December 24, 2022

matthew

Matthew is a tall dude with a red hairy vainy cock, he pulls no bitches, he is a ranga that thinks to high of him self while he looks like a ranga verison of slender man

"Matthew sits on his ass all day and does nothing"

by anonymous December 25, 2022

Matthew Chance

Matthew Chance is a great friend and person to have in your life. Give him a "chance" and you'll always have someone to gossip and tell your secrets. Never left him go

" i wish my friends were as loyal as matthew chance ".

by Eldyen December 29, 2022