Mama's girl

A mother's little spy, someone that reported everything that could possibly be reported to an authority figure as a kid.

Mama's girl- It looks like an AtM machine and y'all look like you're on drugs, so I'm gonna tell momma.

Mama's girl- Don't tell me a thing. If you say one more thing about what they did, you're gonna be in big trouble.

by The Original Agahnim August 21, 2021

Ya Mama

Ya mama is a comeback to say when you run out of things to say back. It can be a mean way or in a sexual way.

Boy 1: Where were you last night?
Boy 2: At "ya mama".

by bella.the.lesbo December 4, 2020

Mama food toes

Mama eats toes yummy yum

Bro mama food toes are yummy.

by King Crowe July 18, 2022

Joe mama

When you get committed a joe mama you will feel the epic, never ending pain of embarrassment

Guy: “I know you cheated on me”
Girl: “what?”
Guy: “that’s fine because I’ve been cheating on you with Joe anyway”
Girl: “who’s Joe?”
Guy: “😈JOE MAMA”

by Le anonymous yes? October 29, 2019

Jo mama

You friend fuck yo mama in the bathroom

My friend jo mamaed last night

by Dicksuckand.co March 3, 2021

Mama Licker

Someone so lame and out of touch with society. Their natural habitat is within their mother's basement. In most scenarios, these people are of forty-year old virgin status.

Jeff: "Look at Larry playing League of Legends"
Martin: "Isn't that guy like 45?"
Chris: "Yea, what a Mama Licker!"

by Unappreciated Slander June 26, 2016

yo mama disease

When the screen parasites that grow from typing to much tomfoolery get inside your skin and spread to your head and legs.

Symptoms include:

Smelly breath

Yo mama

Blurred vision

Limbs falling off
Hair falling off
Cursed to never have swag again

Curses your family

Stomach pains
Headaches
Runny nose

Symptoms normally last for 5 years at a time, slowly getting worse as the time passes. It usually goes undetected for a long period of time, giving the parasites time to eat away and nest inside the brain.

“Damn this was so out of pocket.. it can’t be for real.. they must have yo mama disease!!

by Garfieldington February 16, 2024