The slickest nigga, who can bag any bitch with Bearkat any effort. He be finessing cheeks left right and center all day everyday. He also shy until you get to know him then he be outgoing ash. No cap.
Person: “isn’t that guy the guy who’s had 3 girlfriends this year?”
Person 2: “Yeah”
Person: “what’s his name”
Person 2: “I don’t know but he must be a Josh”
Person 2: “Yeah”
Person: “what’s his name”
Person 2: “I don’t know but he must be a Josh”
by AssEater1234000 July 28, 2020
Get the Josh mug.A Dedede weeb who spends a large amount of time listening to the Thomas the Tank Engine OST. Calls his brother a paedophile and can't believe the size of Dedede's cheeks. Wore Johns in Primary School.
by AlexHenryThicc July 19, 2019
Get the Josh Oxenden mug.Josh is a very loyal friend, almost as loyal as a dog. UNTIL you cross him. You cross a Josh, and he will cross you off his list... for life! Witty, knowledgeable, Josh tends to grasp new concepts with their feet on the ground running. Warning: a Josh may become fiery when talking about politics. There are some words to avoid at all costs when talking to a Josh. These trigger words usually accumulate over the lifetime of a Josh. A Josh can be very strong and handy. A friend that will give you the shirt off his back, unless he thinks you're an idiot. Joshs have little tolerance for stupid people. And don't even get him STARTED on lazy people. It's also worth noting that Josh can become gassy after meals. Joshs tend to be on time always. They do not have respect for anyone who is not punctual! When a Josh gets frustrated, he will just walk away!
by Popcornfart December 1, 2022
Get the Josh mug.The first thing to take into account with Josh is that he is extremely passionate, more so than most woman like apparently. Secondly is the innate ability to see your inner most secretive thoughts just by gazing in your eyes. Third if you come off ass a pompous ass believe josh will look the other way without giving you a second gaze. Joshs do not tolerate dishonest individuals as they have a tendency to be self absorbed and shallow. Most importantly don't ever engage in sexual activity with a josh, it will set a standard beyond fathoming. Joshs aren't concerned with their self satisfaction, they are concerned with their partners Satisfaction making it highly difficult to even propose something so awe inspiring.
by YoursTruly1989 March 20, 2021
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He is a four year old who had being treated for seizures at the Children's Hospital Medical Centre in Ohio, one of the charities benefiting from the proceeds of the fight
He is a four year old who had being treated for seizures at the Children's Hospital Medical Centre in Ohio, one of the charities benefiting from the proceeds of the fight
by Heathen2 May 12, 2021
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George: "Yo. Where's the josh you promised me?"
Nelson: "Heh. It's in my car, $10 for this josh because it's the holidays and I'm offering a discount."
Josh: "Are you talking about.. me!?"
George: "Yo. Where's the josh you promised me?"
Nelson: "Heh. It's in my car, $10 for this josh because it's the holidays and I'm offering a discount."
Josh: "Are you talking about.. me!?"
by みすりす September 23, 2022
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