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JaFeMaApMaJuJuAuSeOcNoDe - jafemapjujasocnod - jamapjuscod japjored jabored jbored bored bored bored

Ignore my previous definition when i say "congrats you passed as any human can be bored" that doesn't make any sense, I meant that there are not many people who type all the months when bored because they have qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm and stuff like that.

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by tecopux January 18, 2022

January 15

it’s national tell yo twin u luh dem day
tell yo twin you love them💯💕

January 15…
tyrone:i love you twin

keshia:i love you too

by …untitled January 14, 2022

January 8th

Pretty much the coolest person ever if they were born on this day, they typically had a rough childhood, and is ever so slightly crazy, but they are at least an 8/10 and up.

1st guy: I gotta go find a person born on January 8th

2nd guy: Why?

1st guy: Everyone cool was born on that day.

by Broken Eyeball April 25, 2023

January 24th

National give a girl your hoodie day

I gave a special girl my hoodie on January 24th

by Hapfuxurbandictionary January 23, 2023

January 21st

it's on the 21st, so it's blessed
any day on the 21st is blessed, especially 9/10/21

also it's my bday

guy: when's your birthday?
me: January 21st
guy: haha nice, it's B L E S S E D

by ✨real🤯 January 12, 2022

January 9

If on January 9th you have someone who follows the criteria of :

Being offended by everything

Named Joel

Is a Femboy
Then, according to law (trust me), you are legally allowed to beat the shit out of them

God isn’t Joel getting offended like always today. Wait isn’t it January 9th, get him boys

by Tuff Golem>Sniffer January 2, 2023

January 14

This is a day to throw anyone shorter than you in your friend group into a blender and drink their tasty flesh

It’s January 14 I’ve been waiting for this…

by TheFastestManAlive December 4, 2024