Gods Pillow

When the pubic hair above the genitals act as a pillow, silencing any skin to skin contact during sexual activity. It’s like a gift of god without the loud slapping sounds.

That gods pillow came in handy last night, her little brother was bunking above us, he didn’t suspect a thing.

by Thighpeen1000 June 12, 2020

Simpsons God

The TV show ,The Simpsons, has more than 20 episodes that mimic historical events that happen in the future.

I can't believe that event happened in the news today! Well I guess the Simpsons God did it again and predicted the future.

by Damon K. February 2, 2021

420 god

A holy figure who consumes excessive amounts of cannabis.

“ I went to the cannabis church and prayed to a 420 god.
“Nicolas Gorr is the original 420 god

by 420 god himself May 8, 2019

crust god

A crusty lookin mans that is most likely having a CRUSTSTACH and also will be wearing socks. you can praise crust god by praying to TYLER the CRUST GOD and if the crust god is sleeping never take off his socks because if you do ...........
YOU WILL GET ASS RAPED WITH A STICK

the CRUST god is CRUSTY

by Nonepicgamer39 November 14, 2017

Tri-god

A deity with three deities as parents.

(They can be created with the help of three deities).

e.g: 'A tri-god is still a god, but possibly triple the godliness.'

(Notes: There's also a unigod, bi/duogod, quartagod, pentagod, hectagod, septagod, octagod, novagod, decagod & so on.

Also, a tri-god isn't to be confused with a terza-god, which is a demigod that's one third god. Please read my definition of 'terza-god' for more information).

by Diana_Lucius_De_Collis December 6, 2022

god days

A term used by Christians who want to believe in both the bible and popular scientific theories (big bang, evolution, etc). The idea is that while the bible says it took god seven days to make the universe, it did not specify seven standard 24 days on Earth.
Rather, it is assumed that seven days to god were millions of years to humans.

Steve: How can you believe in the big bang theory when you just said you believed god created the earth in seven days?

Jeff: WOAH MAN! Those were GOD days, not human days.

Steve: .......

by XcoldhandsX September 9, 2011

Milf God

Milf God: The God Of All Milfs, If ever encountered by the Milf God himself, Pledge your allegiance. All Milfs worship him and so should you.

My mom just got back from church she said they worship someone called Milf God.

by Elaine’s Abyss Flower August 30, 2021