Wood Roaster

The result of using deep heat as lubricant on a skyn condom and dealing with the molten latex mess.

Whilst looking through the console of my brothers vehicle I found a tube of deep heat and a packet of condoms together.
It was at the point I realised the sick fucker was into the wood roaster.

by Zuckerfuker July 16, 2022

Will wood

Will wood? He’s a music artist that a lot of gay people listen to.
His shit is wild and his music is better than your living
“Hey kid what are you listening to?”
Kid - “Oh me? Hand me my shovel, i’m going in by will wood.”
“Omg wow ur so cool i will bow do wn to you

Will wood is the greatest singer!

by Stingy707 May 2, 2022

pat wooded

𝗣𝗮𝘁-wood-ed

𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘣
A term used to describe when a player misses when it was easier to score. A term used to describe when a player misses when it was easier to score.

present participle: 𝗣𝗮𝘁 𝗪𝗼𝗼𝗱𝗶𝗻𝗴

"I can't believe it, he's just Pat Wooded it from two yards out!"

by Junglemunch87 February 10, 2024

Tiger Woods

One of the greatest athletes of all time. Many joke about his sex scandal back in ‘09, and he had many injuries and a very big one in his back in the 2010s needing lots of surgery’s, with many thinking he will never play golf again. But tiger rose up from all of that to reach the pinnacle of his sport, and compete on of the greatest comebacks in sports history by winning the 2019 Masters Tournament. Back in his prime Tiger showed a form of dominance that no one had ever seen in sport before and transcended and entire sport. Even though he is 3 majors short of jack nicklaus he is the greatest golfer of all time.

Tiger woods is used to show a person dominated something

“We Tiger woods the other baseball team today”

by Wiger Toods March 14, 2021

Mike woods.

A light skinned Tyler ass nigga

Bra, you a mike woods. ass nigga

by Treevibe3678 May 23, 2016

Snapping Wood

When one's dick has been bent out of shape in the woman's anus it is known as snapping wood

I fucked that horse so hard i started snapping wood

by The Laddergoat March 13, 2011

joe john woods

very fragile man with a kind heart. woman love him boys hate him, always has something to say. thinks he's karate kid with thos sloppy kicks. keep that guard up rkid.

joe john woods likes wood

by benhev_08 October 3, 2025