When you've known the person you like for so long that they don't see you as a friend or BFF,they see you as a relative,generally a sibling or a cousin.The ultimate version of the friend zone.
If you met this person during/after (both of) your puberty(ies) and you've gotten to this point without making a move on them,you're a loser and should GKY,if however you entered this stage pre-puberty,you're now aware that the Universe hates you so much that it decided to cockblock/pussyblock you.
Whatsoever,you might still have a chance,bring up a conversation about differents controversial themes,if he/she says incest is ok,go for it.
If you met this person during/after (both of) your puberty(ies) and you've gotten to this point without making a move on them,you're a loser and should GKY,if however you entered this stage pre-puberty,you're now aware that the Universe hates you so much that it decided to cockblock/pussyblock you.
Whatsoever,you might still have a chance,bring up a conversation about differents controversial themes,if he/she says incest is ok,go for it.
Me:Ever told you about Female name ?
Friend:The girl you've known since you were like 4?
Me:Yeah,we've always seen eachother as cousins,but now that we're both 13 I've realized that she's really funny and kind,she even likes videogames,she always gets mad when she loses but that makes her even cuter,God I really want to bang her.
Friend:That's like bringing the friendzone to a whole new level,you got relative zone 'd man,biggest cockblock in the history of humanity.
True Story,tho,I ended banging the living shit out of her and now she's my gf,so all of you relativezoned people still have a chance,JUST DO IT.
Friend:The girl you've known since you were like 4?
Me:Yeah,we've always seen eachother as cousins,but now that we're both 13 I've realized that she's really funny and kind,she even likes videogames,she always gets mad when she loses but that makes her even cuter,God I really want to bang her.
Friend:That's like bringing the friendzone to a whole new level,you got relative zone 'd man,biggest cockblock in the history of humanity.
True Story,tho,I ended banging the living shit out of her and now she's my gf,so all of you relativezoned people still have a chance,JUST DO IT.
by CptArgentina March 28, 2016
Get the Relative Zonemug. (in basketball, football, and hockey) a specific area of the court, field, or rink, especially one to be defended by a particular player.
"The quarterback quickly scanned the defense, looking for an open receiver as he searched for an opportunity to complete a pass in the opposing team's zone."
by Arminkshipper June 18, 2025
Get the Zonemug. Person A:"I can put ALL the items in this danger zone chest of mine."
Person B:"I thought that was called a soaryn chest!"
Person B:"I thought that was called a soaryn chest!"
by The Derpy Squid April 26, 2014
Get the danger zone chestmug. damn, that’s zoned!
“Hey did you hear that a famous person is performing tonight?” “Nah man, you serious? That’s mad zoned!”
“That party last week was fricken zoned.” “Real.”
“Hey did you hear that a famous person is performing tonight?” “Nah man, you serious? That’s mad zoned!”
“That party last week was fricken zoned.” “Real.”
by MangoMangoMarigold December 21, 2023
Get the zonedmug. After doing laundry today I noticed I had 5 socks come out without a mate. Where did those socks go? The "Hose Zone".
by Clean freak November 21, 2013
Get the hose zonemug. Basically its when a person completely stops fw with you in every way, shape, or form.
They leave you in a place where you are essentially dead to them.
They leave you in a place where you are essentially dead to them.
by factsofficial April 3, 2020
Get the Dead Zonemug. when crossing a freeway you jump nonchalantly on
a yellow line, trying to figure out how come you ended with two different shoes on your feet, and your socks are not matching. The yellow line becomes the multi-bizarro zone,
where strange things (and curses, happen.
a yellow line, trying to figure out how come you ended with two different shoes on your feet, and your socks are not matching. The yellow line becomes the multi-bizarro zone,
where strange things (and curses, happen.
Lucy could not find her car after a party, so she started walking on a fast lane, carefully stepping only on a yellow line.
She could not understand why the cars flying nearby on both her sides were lowering their windows, and the drivers cursing loudly.
In fact she chose the multi-bizarro zonevery carefully,
hoping to get home safely and faster.
She could not understand why the cars flying nearby on both her sides were lowering their windows, and the drivers cursing loudly.
In fact she chose the multi-bizarro zonevery carefully,
hoping to get home safely and faster.
by shingon2006 October 12, 2012
Get the multi-bizarro zonemug.