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Stay at Home Mommy

White, upper or upper-middle class female. Has strong opinions on, well pretty much everything. Opinions, while strong, are based more on privilege than fact. Will have vacant, crazy eyed stare. May also consider themselves a "Dog-Mom". Likely to post opinions on social media for attention, supported with little basis in reality. Stay at Home Mommy will often respond to debate with "as-if, or what-ev, as she is likely too damn stupid to engage in intelligent debate. An adult referring to themselves as a "Mommy" will have nothing of any substance to contribute to conversation as they are clearly disconnected from reality, have no fear and are potentially a total dip shit, cancer to society and a true step backward in the advancement of society in general. Avoid at all costs.
I'm a Stay at Home Mommy, and you now know all you need to know about the validity of anything I'm about to say next.
by plaidfinger February 1, 2022
mugGet the Stay at Home Mommymug.

Coach Buys Homes

Coach Buys Homes is a locally owned home-buying company that helps West Virginia homeowners sell their properties quickly and hassle-free.
Coach Buys Homes helped me sell my house fast
by Small Market REI July 20, 2025
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Home

Home isn't a base unless some is talking about baseball.
When somebody goes home, they're not setting up a base. Bases are everywhere, home is just one place.
by Solid Mantis January 25, 2021
mugGet the Homemug.

Home

Where you're from originally, where your heart is from, where it started beating.
The guy/girl from Pennsylvania claimed this as his her home too, as much his/her home as the locals, but in reality Pennsylvania would always be home for him/her and this would be somewhere he/she lived as long as he/she lived here. He/she was a guest, a visitor, even if he/she had been here a while or was thinking about staying a while (meaning locals were putting up with his/her bullshit even when they didn't have to).
by The Original Agahnim December 16, 2021
mugGet the Homemug.

Homes

A: Ey, homes I ain´t got no fucking time, except it is fucking-time.

B: Okay, homes gimme that Doritos, most time i fuck bitches in their peeholes
by Onkel Ouzo August 6, 2020
mugGet the Homesmug.

Home

My definition of home is the GYM. I go there everyday to get bigger and better.
by Gymrat July 9, 2022
mugGet the Homemug.

homing poo

Can we go home now I got a homing poo brewing
by jon2522 April 13, 2016
mugGet the homing poomug.

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